Humor

I want to go back to one of my old traditions today.

For a couple of years I would have the days of the week set up for different kinds of

Posts.

What I mean by this is;

Mondays

was always a new short story written by me day.

Tuesdays

were the continuing my

The Man From Mars Serial

 days.

Wednesdays

was for my

Political Views

day.

Thursdays

was for whatever I wanted to write about day.

Fridays

were my humorous days.

Saturdays

was science day.

And

Sundays

was to go over the

Comments

left on my

Posts

the week before day.

So,

today is

Friday,

and that means it is really funny jokes,

bad jokes,

or

Dad

jokes day!

Yeah!

What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?

A-mean-oh-acid!

What subject in school is easy for Witches?

Spell-ing!

Two beers

or

not two beers?

That is the question.

- Shakespeare -

Alcohol

Because no great story in life

started with a salad.

- Confucius -

What did David,

the Professor at

Bowie State, Massachusetts

ask for in a

Mexican Restaurant?

A Beerrito!

Silence is Golden!

Unless you have Children.

Then it is Suspicious!

- Aristotle -

This is,

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise,
I lie down until it goes away.”

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I love mankind ... it's the people I can't stand!”
- Charles Schultz, -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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