Give Me All Your Peanut Butter Cups

I am warning you that

Halloween

is quickly approaching.

It is a day

Spooky Frightening Apparitions

rise from their

Graves,

Hollows,

and

Haunted Houses.

Where

Witches,

Warlocks,

Goblins,

Vampires,

and

Frankenstein Monsters

roam our streets.

Chucky,

Freddy Krueger,

and

Micheal Myers

terrorize peaceful neighborhoods.

With

Super Heroes

and

Cartoon Characters

going hand in hand with

Pixies

and

Fairies.

A night to celebrate everything that terrifies

and stimulates imagination in our young.

The day before the opposite is celebrated by the

Kneeling,

Let Me Suffer For My Faith,

Christians.

All Saints Day.

Maybe that is why

Halloween

is celebrated across the

World.

To have some fun before the

2.2 Billion Christian

have to suffer the next day?

Well,

I don't want anyone to suffer any day of the week if I can help it.

So here are some words of wisdom.

A Ghoul asking her fellow Ghouly,

"What are you going to be for Halloween?"

Ghouly answers.
"Drunk."

My neighbor talking to another neighbor.

"Thank goodness for Halloween. The cobwebs in my house are now decorations."

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween Party?

He had no-body to dance with!

I know these all sound like

Dad Jokes,

so here is a word of advice for everyone over twenty-one.

Don't

Trick or Treat

at a

Nudist Colony

on

Halloween.

It's the only night they put any clothes on!

This is,

Buying Up All The Peanut Butter Cups I Can Find,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Double, double toil and trouble, Fire burn, and caldron bubble.”
- William Shakespeare -

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