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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, October 5, 2018

Halloween Is Coming!

Halloween is coming up quickly.
Do you have your scary decorations up yet?
I have some of mine up.
Well,
I still have a few decorations up from last year.
I have a
Snow Globe Pumpkin
which lights up at night sitting on top of my television.
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 I have two female
Skull & Cross Bones
with pink bows on their cranium,
hanging on the front door to my house.
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 And of course,
how could I ever take it down?
The
Bio Hazard Zombie Police Tape,
strapped around my front door,
just under the girls with the bows.
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 I have my fake
Tombstones
ready to go.
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 Now all I need is the fake
Spider Webs
to hang from the garage side of my building,
and I will be all set.
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 Stop!
Do not do it!
I am warning you!
Wait until the last minute before you buy your
Halloween Candy!
Because you know that you will eat it all up ahead of time!
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This is,
Zombiefiedly Drooling Over Some Candy Corn,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“The farther we have gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we have come to need Halloween.”
- Paula Curan -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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