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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Let Us All Party Like It Is 1955

I know what you are wondering.
What am I,
as a reader,
going to do until 
New Year's Eve? 
How can I come up with a legitimate excuse to party right fro the start of this weekend?
Because,
with the younger crowd,
there is no school,
and they have a full week of rest to prepare.
For you older folks,
who now work for a living, 
your
Christmas
three day weekend up,
and you are hoping for something special to do this coming three day weekend.
What to do?
You know you want to celebrate this coming weekend in style.
So,
 what do you do?
Let's start the party on
Friday,
December 29th
I know what you are saying, 
"What a great idea. But New Year's Eve is on Sunday! What are we celebrating?"
You are one smart cookie to ask such a good question. 
I have the answer for you. 
We will celebrate, 
"The Birth of an icon! TwoBuckHowie's Birthday!" 
Yes,
Ladies & Gentlemen, 
Boys & Girls, 
Cats & Dogs, 
Worms & Fishes,
Grasshoppers & Birds,
it's my birthday!
Let us celebrate it like it's 1955!
The year I was born. 
Please,
no presents.
Give to the charity of your choice, 
even if it is only one dollar, 
and that would be a good enough gift for me.
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This is,
My Kids Tell Me To Reel In My Ego A Little,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"God is out there. Using the Earth as an experiment. Bringing these creatures to life, then extinction. Another set of creatures to life, then extinction. Let's hope he isn't bored of us yet!"
- James Hauenstein -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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