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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, December 31, 2017

Herring In A Cream Sauce

It is the end of another year,
and another chance to lie to ourselves.
It's time to make that
New Year's Resolution!
 Why do I say,
"Lie to ourselves?"
 Because,
every year,
everyone I know,
ends up falling short of their goal.
Myself included.
I usually can't make it past the first week!
But,
here it goes anyways.
My
New Year's Resolution
is,
"To Stop Making New Year's Resolutions!"
 Yeah!
I might be able to accomplish this one.
We just have to wait until
December 31st, 2018
to find out.
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 This is,
Buying Dry Brut,
One Fat Cigar,
And
Herring In A Cream Sauce,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"A Happy New Year to all my well wishers, peers, friends, colleagues, acquaintances and readers. May your year be blessed with good fortune and health with added wealth."

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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