Today We Get Our Groove On!

It is

Friday,

here,

in my part of the

World.

A day in which we like to get our groove on.

That was not always the case in my life.

You see,

I grew up with an

Irish Catholic Mother.

And she wanted me to become a

Priest.

I went to a

Catholic Grade School

until

8th Grade.

I went to

Church,

as an

Alter Boy

six days a week

and on

Saturdays,

I went to

Catechism.

In

High School,

because of my beautiful

High School Sweetheart,

I discovered

Sex!

After that,

can you imagine the double slap in the face I would receive if I had become a

Priest?

First,

I would have had to give up sex,

and second,

I would have had to listen to everyone else talk about their infidelity in the

Confessional Booth!

*****

Raising seven children,

I was often asked if I had a favorite child.

I would answer,

Of course I did!

It was the cutest little girl you ever did see.

blond hair, blue eyes, and the biggest dimples. 

 She lived right next door to us,

because she was my neighbor's kid!

 

Why can't you hear a

Pterodactyl

going to the

Bathroom?

Because the

P

is silent!

This is,

Hoping I Started Your Weekend With A Good Laugh,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
-Paul Terry -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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