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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Monday, October 10, 2016

Once Again

The day after that wonderful
Debate,
where the
Candidates
were especially cordial to one another,
you are sitting home alone wondering,
where in
God's Green Earth
can I find a book to read that is called;
A Catalogue of Books Relating to the History and Topography of Italy
Well,
 "Just the facts Ma'am."
- Joe Friday -
OK,
these are the facts;

Book digitized by Google from the library of the New York Public Library and uploaded to the Internet Archive by user tpb.
Publisher Printed by W. Bulmer andCo.
Year 1812
Pages 127
Possible copyright status NOT_IN_COPYRIGHT
Language English
Digitizing sponsor Google
Book from the collections of New York Public Library
Collection americana
Notes Frontispiece is book-plate of the Stourhead Library.



Next question please.
You know,
the one you didn't know you wanted to ask.
Don't be shy. 

What the heck is a Baronet?
A Baronet or the rare female equivalent, a Baronetess is the holder of a baronetcy, a hereditary title awarded by the British Crown. The practice of awarding baronetcies was originally introduced in England in the 14th century and was used by James I of England in 1611 as a means of raising funds. A baronetcy is the only British hereditary honor that is not a peerage, with the exception of the Anglo-Irish Black Knight, White Knight and Green Knight (of which only The Green Knight is extant). A Baronet is addressed as "Sir" (just as is a knight) or "Dame" in the case of a Baronetess but ranks above all knighthoods and Damehoods in the Order of precedence, except for the Order of the Garter and the Order of the Thistle (and the dormant Order of St Patrick). Baronets are not deemed members of the nobility, but rather, titled gentry. In Europe, their social rank is roughly equivalent to petty nobility.
 
Did you get all that?

So,
the next time you are sitting around the coffee table,
I mean,
the tea table,
and your snobbish
Uncle Clifford
comes through the door stating he has just been awarded the moniker
"Baronet"
by the
just secretly remember,
"In Europe, their social rank is roughly equivalent to PETTY NOBILITY!"

This is,
Once Again,
Answering Those Questions You Didn't Know You Wanted To Ask,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I know I have but the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too.”
- Elizabeth I -


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