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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Once Again, I'm Doing It Late

On
Sunday,
I talked about
Absent-Mindedness.
And if you read that
Post,
no,
it is not a true story.
The reason I wrote it though,
is because at the end of last month,
I forgot to write
The 5 Best Posts Of September, 2016!

So,
without any further embarrassment on my part,
here are those
5 Best Posts Of September, 2016!
In order of popularity.
 For the second
Month
in a row,
we have a tie for
5th & 4th Place!

                                 &

The Fifth or Fourth Best Post Of September is; "Poetry, Short Stories, ...etc" is all about the right side of my Blog, under that heading, explaining how those stories and poetry you see there are all written by me. I appreciate it every time someone takes a peak at those items. More so then having you read my Posts. Thank you.

The Fourth or Fifth Best Post Of September is; "My Father, ...etc" is my complaint from hearing too many times from Athletes and Sports Announcers how they are going to War, it's a Life or Death situation, and that they are ready to Battle! My Father, Brother, And Son-In-Law are all Military Veterans. Two of them fought in real Wars where Life or Death was truly on the line.

The Third Best Post Of September is;
My ranting about someone I know who says he is Patriotic but hides his money overseas and doesn't pay any Taxes. The funny part of this story is, after I wrote it, I found out he was bilked for $300,000
dollars in that "Overseas Bank Account" of his. Serves him right. I want a tax return too each year, but I am not willing to commit a crime to not pay taxes. If I could afford it, I would gladly give up my return each year to support out Great Country!

These next two
Best Posts Of September
I take great pride in.
They are two
Flash Fiction Stories
that I wrote.

The Second Best Post Of September is;
A humorous story I wrote where I am deathly afraid of Friday the 13th! No spoilers so you will just have to read it.

And the Number One Best Post Of September, 2016 is;
A story about a Hacker who, of course, hacks into the wrong computer which is in today's technology friendly refrigerators. (If you hadn't heard about them, look it up.) What happens when he goes to the Police about his findings and the eventual meeting with the person who owns that particular refrigerator.

Well,
there you have it.
Now wasn't that worth the wait?

This is,
Thanking One & All For Reading My Blog,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."
[The New Statesman, February 25, 1933]”
- Cyril Connolly -


That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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