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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a weekly basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!
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Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Experimental Progressive Rock vs. Three Beer Drinking Buddies

OK,
now you have all done it.
I grew up in a wonderful small town called
That is the one railroad bridge in the city.
Let's get this straight right away,
South Milwaukee
does not mean the
South Side of Milwaukee.
It is a city all its own.
It had a small town feel to it when I was growing up there.
Everybody knew each other
and trusted one another.
I would get caught by the
Police
in the local park after curfew,
and whichever
Officer
it was,
they would always say,
"Go home Jim. You do not want me to haul you in and have to call your Parents, do you?" 
I would say,
respectfully,
"No sir. Thank you very much." 
And head directly home,
not wanting to push my good luck any further.
Yes,
it happened pretty often too.
They would always confiscated all the beer they found,
the 
Police
that is,
and have a year end beer party on behalf of all the kids in the neighborhood.
I could go pheasant hunting a few blocks from my house.
I could go fishing year round.
Yes,
people in
go ice fishing.
When I grew up,
the drinking age was eighteen years old.
There were plenty of bars to
Feed the Need,
as we used to say.
During that time is when I became a musician.
Maybe,
if I wasn't doing so much drinking I could have become a really good musician.
We'll never know.
But here is the beef!
I put out music videos on my
and one of the bars in
South Milwaukee
puts out
and who do you think gets more views?
Experimental Progressive Rock
against
Three Beer Drinking Buddies
trying to be funny.
Who has more viewership?
The
Three Drinking Buddies,
that's who!

This is,
Did You Notice I Put Up My YouTube Channel For You To Check It Out?
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Bars in the daytime are like women without makeup.” 
- Lady Snowblood -


That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Saturday, May 4, 2019

Promoting My Youtube Channel

My long winded way of self promoting.
From
April 12nd, 2016
my
Post
Experimental Progressive Rock vs. Three Beer Drinking Buddies

*****
OK,
now you have all done it.
I grew up in a wonderful small town called
That is the one railroad bridge in the city that I can remember walking across with my friends
like in the movie
Stand By Me.
Let's get something straight right away.
South Milwaukee
does not mean the
South Side of Milwaukee.
It is a city all its own.
It had a small town feel to it when I was growing up.
Everybody knew each other
and trusted one another.
Like all teenagers,
I would do crazy stuff thinking it was fun.
Then I would get caught by the
Police
in the local park
or somewhere else after curfew,
and whichever
Officer
it was at the time,
would tell me,
"Go home Jim. You do not want me to haul you in and have to call your Parents, do you?" 
I would say,
respectfully,
"Yes sir. Thank you very much." 
And head directly home,
not wanting to push my good luck any further.
It happened pretty often too!
They would always confiscated all the beer they found,
the 
Police
that is,
and have a year end beer party on behalf of all the kid's alcohol they confiscated.
I could go pheasant hunting a few blocks from my house.
I could go fishing year round.
Yes,
the stories are true about us.
People in
do go ice fishing.
When I was growing up,
the drinking age was only eighteen years old.
There were plenty of bars to
Feed the Need,
as we used to say.
During that time is when I became a musician.
Maybe,
if I wasn't drinking so much I could have become a really good musician.
We'll never know.
But here is my beef!
The last few years
I have put out music videos of the songs I wrote on my
YouTube Channel - twobuckhowie.
Not to be outdone,
one of the bars in
South Milwaukee
has put out humorous videos called
Who do you think gets more views?
The
Experimental Progressive Rock Group
TwoBuckHowie With The Exact Change
or the
Three Drinking Buddies
trying to be funny?
You guessed it,
the
Three Drinking Buddies,
that's who!

This is,
Did You Notice I Put Up My YouTube Channel For You To Check It Out?
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Bars in the daytime are like women without makeup.” 
- Lady Snowblood -


That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Thanks for reading.

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Cell-Phone,
you will see a
Link
on the bottom of the page,
after all the headlines of stories
where it says;
View Web Version.
To truly get the full benefit of my
Blog,
I suggest you view the web version.
You will just have to expand the page to be able to read it.

Thanks Again.

Saturday, April 30, 2016

The 5 Best Posts Of April 2016

I cannot,
for the life of me,
believe that it is already the end of
April 2016.
They say the older you get,
the faster time moves for you.
I am not so sure if that is based on anything scientific,
but I know the mind always feels younger then the body does,
and people always see themselves younger then they really are.
So actually,
after someone starts to think themselves as being old,
that is when time is in a hurry. 
I actually like my days passing by kind of quickly right now.
It means that I am that much closer to an overdue vacation.
So as not to waste anymore of your life,
here are
The 5 Best Posts Of APRIL 2016!
Throw the confetti!

The Number 5 Best Post Of April 2016 Is
A Post that I just wrote a couple of days ago about, what if F1 Fans acted like the Hooligan Fans of the Soccer World?
Where fights break out all the time between different gangs of fans that follow a certain Soccer Teams.

The Number 4 Best Post Of April 2016 Is
The heading is an agreement I had with a friend of mine about subjects we shouldn't talk about.
I was trying to follow that rule lately on this Blog, but I just couldn't help my self yesterday.
I had to talk Politics and especially about Donald Trump's troubles with protesters.

The Number 3 Best Post Of April 2016 Is
The latest Music Video I made of a song by the Rock Band,
TwoBuckHowie With The Exact Change.

The Number 2 Best Post Of April 2016 Is
Telling how every Sunday, my family and I now go to a different hiking trail here in Southern California.
It also has four links to headlines that I was going to write about, but never had the right feel to do so.
I thought the headlines were too good to erase so I Posted them so if you, the audience felt interested, you would follow the links and read about them.

The Number 1 Best Post Of April 2016 Is
Drum roll please.
My humorous look at how three people from my hometown of
South Milwaukee, Wisconsin can actually get more views to there corny Newscast Show then I can with the release of my latest's Music Video, Original Sin.

There you have it.
The very Best of this month.

This is,
Wondering What It Is Going To Take To Make A Real Quality Music Video Next Month,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“The only truth is music.” - Jack Kerouac -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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or do not like what you see.
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 Thanks for reading.

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

"Jim, I'm pretty sure you have been to outer space already lol."

This is kind of late in the day for me to be writing a
Post
for this
Blog.
And,
just like most people in the
World,
my reasoning is simple.
I was pretty busy today with a whole lot of errands to run.
But unlike most people,
I do not have to worry about going to a job since I was very lucky in life
and retired at the ripe old age of 53 years.
Don't be jealous.
I got lucky,
that is all.
I have been joking around with an old friend of mine from
lately.
A beautiful little town I grew up in.
I did move away three times,
but went back to live twice after two of my moves.
Once,
after living in
for awhile
and once,
after living in
for a couple of years.
The third time I left,
I made it out to
and haven't looked back since.
My friend,
Jeff,
is the one who turned me onto
which I have listed under
"Check These Out & Be Rewarded By Karma"
on this Blog.
I have them listed under their alternative name,
"My Hometown News."
In my Post
I talk about how I am envious of their
YouTube Channel
compared to mine because they have more views.
Jeff was the person who turned me onto their channel
and remembering what kind of people live in that town,
I had a good laugh with him about it.
But I blame Jeff for my troubles.
Maybe if I didn't advertise their channel on this
Globally Viewed Blog,
maybe they wouldn't have beaten me in the viewership category!

This is,
Just Like Claude Monet And Vincent Van Gogh Of The Art World - My Music Will Not Be Loved By The Masses Until After My Death,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

On my Post Reading Is Fundamental where I say "Going To Be Wishing Upon A Star That I Make It Into Outer Space Someday." My friend's Comment was;

"Jim, I'm pretty sure you have been to outer space already lol."
- Jeff Povlich -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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If you look really close,
you can see me floating in my space suit,
right there behind that cloud of space stuff!