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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a weekly basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, November 18, 2018

Dueling

   "Mister Jackson. Will you please be my second and teach me how to duel?" asked a distraught Aaron Hamilton.
   "Dueling is not for boys. It is an honored way for gentlemen to settle their differences." answered the future President, Andrew Jackson.
   "But a Mister Gregory King has dishonored me and my family. Refusing me the hand of marriage to his daughter Rachel and calling my family unworthy of being called patriots because my father, Pastor William Hamilton, did not fight in the war of independence against England."
   "Yes, I know your father well." said Andrew. "He is a pacifist. Being a Pastor, a man of the cloth, he should not be expected to fight in any war."
   "I must protect and redeem my family's honor." stated Aaron.
   "You must think about this Aaron." said the fatherly Jackson. "If you kill Rachel's father, will she not hate you for this?"
   "I have already resigned to the idea of losing the hand in marriage with the beautiful Rachel." Aaron says sadly. "She no longer reciprocates my undying love for her."
   "Okay. I will be at Shepherd's Field at 10 minutes to noon tomorrow." Jackson replies. "I just hope your aim is true."
   The sun was high in the sky at ten minutes to noon, beating the sweat down upon the four men's faces, here for a duel. The wind, was barely blowing the leaves along the tobacco fields on Shepherd's farm. A perfect fall day.
   "You have not given me any advice on how to duel Mister Jackson?" questioned Aaron.
   "If your aim is true, you will hit your target." replied Andrew. "Just remember, after the count of 20 paces and you turn to shoot, station your body like you are holding a sword. Stand sideways to Mister King. It will give him less of a target to shoot at."
   The four men meet in the center of an open field. The two duelists grab a pistol each and line up back to back.
   Gregory's second can be heard starting the countdown.
   "One, two, three,......eighteen, nineteen, twenty!"


   This is,
My Version Of Historical Fiction
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Until the Civil War there was scarcely a man in public life in New Orleans or Louisiana who had not fought at least one duel; most of them had engaged in several.”
- Herbert Asbury -


That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Friday, November 16, 2018

My Last Lathe Of Heaven This Week

Yesterday I talked about the meaning of
I gave example links to stories I wrote that I believe are more on the
Commercial
side.
Today I am going to give you links to stories that I feel are more on the
Literary
side.
To lead them off,
of course I have to start with the
Number One Read Story Of All Time
on this
Blog
And it is still going strong with at least twenty views each day!



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I hope you have enjoyed all of these stories I have written
and if you search my
Blog
there are even more to check out.

This is,
Keeping My Body,
Mind,
And Soul Sharp
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Your mind is a Microcosm of strength and power. There is all the magic you need in it. When all else fails, search within!”
- Chinonye J. Chidolue -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Link
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Thursday, November 15, 2018

My Lathe Of Heaven Of Commercial Fiction

The use of the word
Commercial
in my heading does not mean I am trying to make money off of my material
or that I did make money.
There are two kinds of fiction.
With both having sub-genres like
Mystery,
Romance,
SciFi,
Fantasy,
and so on.
Commercial fiction usually means it is for a broader audience
and the reading flow is easy.
So here are some suggestions of my commercially written fiction.


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This is,
Wondering What My Next Story Will Be
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“It is not the ink and the paper that matter, but the hand that holds the pen.”
- Mark Frost -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Wednesday, November 14, 2018

My Lathe Of Heaven Of Flash Fiction

To have time to fully recover,
I am going to stick with my
"The Lathe Of Heaven"
concept this week.
At the bottom of this
Post
I have the
PBS Movie
of
The Lathe Of Heaven.
I hope the movie stays embedded.
It is a great movie.
If it didn't,
here are some of my
Flash Fiction Stories
you can read.





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This is,
Going To Be Watching The Movie
The Lathe Of Heaven
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.”
- Ernest Hemingway -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Tuesday, November 13, 2018

My Lathe Of Heaven Of Historical Fiction

Since there is a lot of wind coming off the deserts from the east,
which are called the
and the
are raging everywhere in the
State,
I thought I would stay with my theme of yesterday.
The
Santa Ana Winds
and the
California Wild Fires
are the cause of my illness this time of year,
every year.
It's bad for breathing.
Here are some
Historical Fiction Stories
I wrote that you might enjoy reading while I take time to recover.
(Sorry, there will be no spoilers for each story.)
(Except for the pictures.)


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This is,
Is One Of My Favorite Stories Of All Time
Jim Hauenstein,


And,

“What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though.”
- J.D. Salinger -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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