I Think I Am Funny

You may be wondering what have I been doing this past week since I haven't been posting on my blog consistently.

Well,

I had family over for a week staying with me

and family always comes first.

I had a great time

and I can't wait for more of my family to visit.

But I do keep my imagination alive

and working through funny text messages I send to my family almost daily.

From newest to oldest.

The last five messages I have sent.

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I went on a hike today. It was hot but I wore a short sleeve shirt and short pants to keep cool. But for some reason I had this overwhelming urge to wear sandals with black socks!

 

In a hospital in France they use a horse as their therapy animal. It was going great until the horse came across a patient with a broken leg. The horse asked surprised, "Wait a minute. You can fix that?"

 

I went to my appointment to get hearing aides today. I asked the receptionist, "Will I be able to hear a lot better?" She replied, "Well, let's put it this way. You will finally know what your kids really think of you!"

 

My newest theory on our two party political system. Dogs are the Democrats and Cats are the Republicans. Get it? Every time a dog sees you it loves you to death. Cats could care less about you and kill everything in sight.

 

I talked to my Dad yesterday and told him I was having a hard time remembering things. He said, "Make a list." So today I started my list;

Number 1: Make a list

 

This is,

Well I Think I Am Funny

Jim Hauenstein

And,

Chase: I bet you're still thinking about that kiss.
Maddie: I chugged bleach as soon as I got back to the office. It helped, a little.
- L.J. Shen -

 

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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