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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, August 27, 2021

Did I Ever Tell You The Story

Did I ever tell you the story about the time I was recruited by the Neo-Nazis from Fallbrook, California? You might remember the 1998 movie American History X which is based on the KKK of Southern California. Or the profound documentary Louise And The Nazis. "The most dangerous racist in America" will be nameless to protect myself but he and his followers were recruiting heavily during the 1990s. I used to go to this bar called "One More That's It," where everyone new my name. One time I walked in with my wife and after everyone yelled "Howie" I found myself a seat at the bar. My wife went and sat down at a table to talk to some of her friends. After awhile this German looking fellow came in and made a bee line to sit next to me. You know the type. Blond hair, blues eyes, and a haircut from the 1930s. After a few minutes he asked for my last name but I refused to give it to him. He then asked if I was German and I said yes. He asked if I would like to go to this party with him where there would be a lot of free beer and heavy metal music. I knew exactly where this conversation was going so I said, "You should meet my wife." I yelled for Julieta, my wife, to come over to meet someone. The look on his face when he saw that I was married to a Beautiful Pacific Islander was priceless! He got up without saying a word and left the building.
I hope I didn't offend him.
This is,
I Love Remembering The Happy Times We Had Together
Jim Hauenstein

And,

I plan on self-publishing an eBook at the beginning of 2022 called
The Fuhrer's Medallion.
I hope you will be interested in reading it.
More details to come.


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