The Next Few Words You Say Could Be Hazardous

Does this ever happen to you?

Where you are driving along in your car with your

Wife,

or

Spouse,

or

Girlfriend,

or

Boyfriend,

or

Life Partner,

or

Significant Other,

or

Whomever,

and a song like

Bruno Mars' Grenade

comes on the radio,

and you both sing along?

Then,

when the song is done your better half turns off the radio

and ask you,

"Would you jump on a grenade for me?"

This happened to me.

My answer?

"Sure, if the pin is still in it."

I probably could have gotten away with it just saying that,

but I had to keep talking.

"If that ever happened, I would have to re-evaluate our relationship. Like, why are people throwing grenades at you? Sure, you are pretty and petite, but what happened in your past that would make people throw explosives your way?"

After about twenty minutes of the

Silent Treatment,

out of the blue she asks,

"Would you stand in front of a train for me?"

I said,

"Hell no!"

I sleep on the couch now.

This is,

Loving Every Minute Of Our Relationship,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love!”
- Victor Hugo -

 

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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