I Saw My First One

I just saw my very first

UFO 

last night.

It came out of nowhere,

flew right in front of me,

from left to right,

almost hitting the bridge of my nose.

I am not lying.

It got that close to me!

The

Oxford Languages Dictionary

defines

UFOs

as;

"A mysterious object seen in the sky for which, it is claimed, no orthodox scientific explanation can be found."

Not one dictionary that I looked at

or in

Wikipedia

did I see anywhere that an

UFO

has to be some giant craft like we see in the movies.

My

UFO

could have been some kind of satellite

or probe sent by a technological advanced

Alien Race

of beings to see what the

Hell

is going on,

On The Earth!

Wait,

what?

My daughter is trying to tell me something so hold on.

Really?

That's what happened?

Sorry to report that I was sleep walking last night.

My wife thought I was a burglar

and threw a frying pan at my face.

I guess that is why my face hurts!

This is,

Still Looking To The Skies For My First UFO

Jim Hauenstein

And,

“Even if the aliens are short, dour, and sexually obsessed—if they’re here, I want to know about them.” - Carl Sagan -

 That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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