Did you know it takes a Mother years and years of careful manipulation to educate and raise her boy properly for this world? But it will only take a girlfriend 30 seconds to make him stupid?
God created the Heavens and the Earth. Everything else is made in China!
What is an Astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The Space Bar!
Women are like a new computer virus. They ENTER your life. SEARCH through your pockets. SHIFT your balance. CONTROL your life. And when you become an old version, DELETE you from their system.
I have been told, that if I keep drinking beer the way I do, I will become fat!
Beer doesn't make you fat! It makes you LEAN! Up against tables, chairs, walls, and ugly people!
Two Irish Men were walking past a bar. I know, I can't believe either!
I asked my wife the other day, "What is your favorite book in the World?"
She said, "Your checkbook."
What is green, rectangle, and has a head on it that drives women wild? A Fifty Dollar Bill!
I have been called a grouch by a lot of people. Its not that I am anti-social. Some days I'm just not user friendly!
This is,
Me,
Laughing All The Way To The Bank,
Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like
most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most
important thing in a person.” -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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