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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, October 25, 2020

These Jobs Are Available

I know it's hard to find a job nowadays,
since
Politicians,
Educators,
HR Directors,
Parents,
and
Lazy People
with little ambition will tell you that it is so.
Especially with
COVID-19
rearing its ugly head.
I have talked about this subject before in my
Post
Now,
I have
Five Jobs
here though that I know everyone will want.
If you can actually find one of these jobs,
stay ahead of the game
and
Research What Is On The Horizon For That Job,
Always Keep On Learning New Things In Life,
Work At A Job You Like,
Keep Updating Your Resume,
Always Look For Better Opportunities,
Be An Innovator,
and
Never Fall Into Complacency.
In this way,
you will always be in demand in the job market.
OK,
Top Five Jobs You Should Be Looking For!
5)  Pinsetter-There will always be bowling alleys in the Midwest.
4) Rat Catcher-Who doesn't want to crawl in a sewer?
3) Milkman-Straight from the cow. That's the ticket.
2) Airplane Listener-Live next to an airport.
1) Grave Robber-Tis' the season!
There you have it.
Five,
highly sought after job opportunities that you would be a fool to pass up!
Now,
go motivate yourself
and look for a job you will like.
Because you wouldn't want to fall into some kind of employment where the outcome
or longevity of that job can't put food on your table!

This is,
I Believe The Grave Robber Job Is The Only One Still Active,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,



“Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in the cage.”
- Billy Corgan -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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