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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, April 19, 2019

As Funny Today As They Were In 2015

 From
October 8th, 2015
A Couple Of Funny News Stories
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I've been ill the last couple of days.
Matter of fact,
I'm still not totally up to par yet!
Which means my brain's processors are not processing to their full potential.
Which means my usual funny
and witty humor won't be available for this
Post.
Which means the laughter that you wholeheartedly want to experience from visiting my
Blog
will not be heard around the
World
today.
Maybe the
News
of the day can cheer us up.
Let's see here,
USA Today is reporting that "Runners and Potheads have Similar Highs."
Now,
if someone comes up with proof that
Pot
gives you the same health benefits as running a
Marathon,
I just might consider trying some (Again).

Billionaire Barry Diller stated on Bloomberg Politics, “If Donald Trump doesn't fall, I'll either move out of the country or join the resistance.”
And I thought the
One Per-centers
all saw eye to eye.

"Wisconsin Wildlife Officials refute that lawn ornaments counted in the annual state deer tally."
Well,
if know those hunters,
the more deer you have in the state,
the more
Deer Tags
are sold to shoot them.
And finally,
I can't wait for the Pilot of a Drug Smuggling Aircraft explain why Time is reporting, $10,000 worth of Marijuana Falls From the Sky Onto Family’s Doghouse.
Won't that be a funny story to tell his
Cartel!

This is,
Feeling Sick But Found Some Humor In The News,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,
“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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