Guaranteed Happiness

An advertisement in the future sent directly into the cerebral cortex implants of every citizen of the People's Republic of China.

Announced to them by an android.

 *****

"Citizens of the Red Dragon. How would you like to guarantee the happiness of your children and their children?"

"Our great leaders have decided to grant everyone the possibility of having 2 children!"

 "Until recently, with the Human Birth Tax, only the rich and affluent could still have children in the People's Republic. Not any longer."

 

"With the new generation of Crispr technology, we can guarantee that any new born child will be happy and live a long life."

 "Of course, by the wishes of our great leaders, there will be no Human Birth Taxes associated with these children. You will be able to have two children and choose what type of sex they will become."

"So sign up at your local government hospital for a chance to pass on your heritage."

 

 "When signing up you agree to the following stipulations. Your children will be genetically enhanced to be happy in whatever station in life that will be assigned to them. Be it a janitor, a bricklayer, a soldier in the People's Republic Army, or any other type of job the government sees fit. In this way we can guarantee everyone will be employed. They will not be able to advance further than their assigned station in life. They will not be able to go into politics or be leaders in any capacity. Their lives will be strictly monitored. But they will be happy in their complicity. They will never have the need or want of being anything else because of our Crispr technology. We guarantee it!"

This is,

Would You Give Up Your Children's Individuality For Their Guaranteed Happiness?

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.”
- Charles de Gaulle -

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P.S. CRISPR technology is a simple yet powerful tool for editing genomes. It allows researchers to easily alter DNA sequences and modify gene function. Its many potential applications include correcting genetic defects, treating and preventing the spread of diseases and improving crops.

By Aparna Vidyasagar - Live Science Contributor  

Orthopaedic Surgeon In Beverly Hills

You just never know who will be reading my

Blog.

Here is a

Comment

left the day after

Christmas

on my story

Relapse

from

January

of this year.

The

Comment

is on the bottom of the page.

*****

Even though I went to the

Doctor

and got prescriptions for antibiotics

and prednisone,

I relapsed with the flu over the weekend.

I was so out of it that I wasn't able to think about what I would write when I did have a chance.

I thought about writing how I am beginning to hate the

NFL 

because the same team,

the dreaded

New England Patriots,

seem to be in the

Superbowl

year after year.

At least the

Los Angeles Rams 

made it this year.

Then,

I thought about writing a positive take on all the doomsayers predicting the end of civilization as we know it.

It's not a comet

or an asteroid coming to destroy the

Earth.

It's not even

Terrorists

or

North Korea

using atomic weapons to disrupt our societies across the globe.

The new destroyer of our way of life? It's

Technology.

 Did anyone see the

60 Minutes

episode two

Sundays

ago when a scientist from

China,

trained in the

United States,

said that forty percent of the workforce will be unemployed within twenty years?

A little ambitious in his predictions if you ask me. But technology is on its way.

Like I have been saying all along,

as in my

Post

Be Important.

"You have to stay up on how the future is going to affect your ability to be employed. You have to stay important to the company

or the field of your choice, as in your profession."

Like when the

Model T

started a whole new industry for employment.

Replacing

Horses

which was the staple for mankind to help him with his work

and for travel. This went on for over three thousand years!

Find out how the new technologies will affect you

and do something about it.

Don't be one of those

Conservatives

who wish nothing would change in life

and hoping everything will stay the same.

Motivate Yourself

because everything changes in life constantly.

That's what makes it so exciting!

 

This is,

I Guess I Did Talk About Football

And About Technology,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Create. Not for the money. Not for the fame. Not for the recognition. But for the pure joy of creating something and sharing it.” - Ernest Barbaric -

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Feliz navidad y próspero año nuevo

geseënde Kersfees en 'n voorspoedige nuwe jaar

Gëzuar Krishtlindjet dhe Vitin e Ri

عيد ميلاد سعيد وسنة جديدة سعيدة

Շնորհավոր Ամանոր եւ Սուրբ ծնունդ

yeni iliniz mübarək

Eguberri eta Urte Berri On

З Калядамі і Новым Годам

শুভ বড়দিন এবং শুভ নববর্ষ

sretan božić i sretna nova godina

весела Коледа и честита нова година

bon Nadal i feliç any Nou

Maayong Pasko ug Happy New Year

Panyengo ya Khirisimasi ndi Odala Chaka Chatsopano

聖誕快樂和新年快樂

Sretan Božić i Nova Godina

veselé Vánoce a šťastný nový rok

glædelig jul og godt nytår

vrolijk kerstfeest en een gelukkig nieuwjaar

Feliĉan Kristnaskon kaj Bonan Novjaron

häid jõule ja head uut aastat

Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon

Hyvää joulua, ja hyvää uutta vuotta

joyeux Noel et bonne année

bo Nadal e Feliz Aninovo

გილოცავ შობა - ახალ წელს

Frohe Weihnachten und Happy New Year

καλά Χριστούγεννα και ευτυχισμένο το νέο έτος

મેરી ક્રિસમસ અને હેપ્પી ન્યુ યર

Jwaye Nwèl ak Happy New Year

M Kirsimeti da kuma Happy Sabuwar Shekara

חג מולד שמח ושנה טובה

क्रिसमस और नया साल मुबारक हो

Zoo siab heev Christmas thiab nyob zoo xyoo tshiab

kellemes Karácsonyt és boldog új évet

Gleðileg jól og farsælt komandi ár

Adịkwa Christmas Obi Ụtọ New Year

Selamat Natal dan Tahun Baru

Nollaig Shona agus Athbhliain Shona

buon Natale e Felice Anno nuovo

メリークリスマス、そしてハッピーニューイヤー

Merry Christmas lan Sugeng Warsa Enggal

ಕ್ರಿಸ್ಮಸ್ ಮತ್ತು ಹೊಸ ವರ್ಷದ ಶುಭಾಷಯಗಳು

Рождество мен Жаңа жыл құтты болсын

​រីករាយ​បុណ្យណូអែល​និង​រីករាយ​ឆ្នាំ​ថ្មី

즐거운 성탄절 보내시고 새해 복 많이 받으세요

Merry ວັນຄຣິດສະມາດ​ແລະປີ​ໃຫມ່ສະບາຍດີ

Priecīgus Ziemassvētkus un laimīgu Jauno gadu

Linksmų Šv. Kalėdų ir laimingų Naujųjų metų

среќен Божиќ и Среќна Нова Година

Merry Krismasy sy ny Taom-baovao Sambatra

selamat hari Krismas dan selamat tahun baru

ക്രിസ്തുമസ് പുതുവത്സര ആശംസകൾ

Merry Christmas a hari Tau Hou

आनंददायी ख्रिसमस आणि नवीन वर्षाच्या शुभेच्छा

Зул сарын мэнд бас шинэ жилийн мэнд

मेरी क्रिसमस र नयाँ वर्षको शुभकामना

god jul og godt nytt år

کریسمس مبارک و سال نو مبارک

Wesołych Świąt i Szczęśliwego Nowego Roku

feliz Natal e Feliz Ano Novo

Merry ਕ੍ਰਿਸਮਸ ਅਤੇ ਖੁਸ਼ੀ ਨਿਊ ਸਾਲ

Craciun fericit si un an nou fericit

веселого Рождества и счастливого Нового года

srećan Božić i Nova godina

Nyakaletse Christmas le Happy Selemo se Secha

ප්රීතිමත් නත්තලක් හා සුභ සුබ නව වසරක්

veselé Vianoce a šťastný nový rok

vesel božič in srečno novo leto

Yuul iyo sanad New Happy

Merry Christmas jeung Happy New Taun

Heri ya Krismasi na Mwaka Mpya

god Jul och Gott Nytt År

Димоғчоқӣ Мавлуди Исо ва Соли нав муборак

மெர்ரி கிறிஸ்துமஸ் மற்றும் புத்தாண்டு

మెర్రీ క్రిస్మస్ మరియు నూతన సంవత్సర శుభాకాంక్షలు

สุขสันต์วันคริสต์มาสและสวัสดีปีใหม่

mutlu Noeller ve mutlu yıllar

З Різдвом і Новим Роком

Merry Rojdestvo va Happy New Year

Giáng sinh vui vẻ và Chúc mừng năm mới

Nadolig Llawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda

לעבעדיק ניטל און מזל ניו יאר

Merry keresimesi ati Ndunú odun titun

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

To One And All.

This is,

If I Missed Your Particular Language,

Sorry,

These Are All The Languages My Translator Knows,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”

- Oprah Winfrey -

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Santa Claus Is For Real

This is the true story behind

Santa Claus.

From

December 24th 2018

my

Post

called

Santa Is Real

*****

Help me! I’m trapped. I was searching the plausibility that Saint Nicholas is for real. I was in my study, typing away at my computer, when a tactical team of Green Barrette looking Elves busted down my front door and through all of my windows. I would have laughed at the sight of them, because they looked so cute, but I was scared. One of the elves, after arriving with a toy gun, proved to me it was lethal by shooting up my sofa. I had no choice, I did what I was told. Luckily for me the Elves were not very good at frisking because they are so short and they missed my cell phone in the top pocket of my coat. Now if you are reading my Blog and wondering why I don’t call for help, I have. No one will listen. They are all under the influence of Saint Nick's spell. I’m telling you and you better listen. Santa Claus is real, and he delivers all the Christmas presents to the children all over the world in a single night! He is an inter-dimensional being. There are no toy factories on Earth. His Elves make all the toys you see. When adults think they are shopping for their children, they are actually under a hypnotic force where the Elves are investigating who has been good and who has been naughty. Then the Elves plant a memory into all the grownups, making them believe they did all the shopping. To pay for all these toys, the Elves also get the adults to give them their credit cards and then the little tykes maxes those babies out! They brainwash everyone into thinking that they spent the money! It’s a trillion dollar business Santa has going. Wait? Somebody is coming. Please help me. Call the police! Now!

This is,

It’s Too Late.....

Thinking Of An Old Friend

It's funny how history repeats itself sometimes.
Again I was reminded of one of my best friends from the past,
just by hearing a song.
The original story is from
November 25th, 2016
and is a tribute to my friend
Brian.
It's called

A Type Of Pavlov's Dog Reaction

*****
Brian Kroske,

who was one of my

Closet Friends,

and one of the best

Adventurers

a

Lost Seeker

of

Destiny,

like myself,

could possibly have had as an associate.

When I was in the rock band

Politixs,

during the early 1980s,

we were in need of a drummer when the original member quit all of a sudden.

The other band members knew

Brian

and asked if he was available.

That brought us together to go on one rampage after another.

One true story I am willing to tell you is one special night we went to a bar together.

The place was crowded.

Women

and

Men

in equal numbers.

We ended up in the back of the place,

since it was so crowded,

and tried to talk to as many

Women

that would listen to us.

We had few beers

and were about to leave the place when a fight broke out in front of the bar.

By the only exit.

Brian & I

could see a chain-reaction happening.

The

Fight Spilled

over onto other patrons.

We knew we had to get out of there before the

Police

would arrive.

I am six feet tall,

and weighed in at 2 hundred pounds at the time.

Brian was five foot ten inches,

weighing in at 2 hundred 30 pounds.

I got behind him watching our rear for any sneak attacks,

as he punched his way through the bar for the front door.

I never landed one punch that night,

nor was I hit by anyone.

Brian

did all the work.

With

Police Sirens Blaring,

Us Punching Our Way Out,

all of a sudden on the

Junk Box

as loud as possible could be,

the song

Ballroom Blitz
by the rock group
Sweet

came on.

It was

Surreal.

I used the

Suicide Squad

version of the song because my memories of

Brian

 always reminds me of the

Killer Croc

character.

And with all the

Exploits

we shared together,

sometimes violent,

sometimes not,

our life back then could be considered as a mild

Suicide Squad Adventure!

Other stories of us together cannot be told at this time,

until I talk to a

Lawyer

about the

Statue Of Limitations

on some of the things we did.

This is,

Was Reminded Of My Old Friend By A Type Of Pavlov's Dog Reaction When I Heard The Song Ballroom Blitz On The Radio Today,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without.”
- Confucius, -

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R.I.P.

Brian

A Misunderstanding On One Of My Posts

Today,

I have to respond to someone who

Commented

on my

Post

from

April 12th, 2019

called

Hackerone.
It might be a misunderstanding about my story
or it could be a bad attempt at
Spamming
since she did leave an email address to someone she believes helped her.
Hackerone is a story on how firms have popped up around the globe offering money to

Hackers

who can find vulnerabilities in

Governments,

Banking,

and in

Corporations.

Hackerone is offering money to find loopholes in the

DoD

security systems!

A

$150,000.00

in fact.

Andrea RobertsonDecember 20, 2019 at 9:06 AM

He is no scam,i tested him and he delivered a good job,he helped me settle bank loans,he also helped my son upgrade his scores at high school final year which made him graduate successfully and he gave my son free scholarship into the college,all i had to do was to settle the bills for the tools on the job,i used $500 to get a job of over $50000 done all thanks to brillianthackers800@gmail.com,he saved me from all my troubles,sharing this is how i can show gratitude in return for all he has done for me and my family.

 

James ( TwoBuck ) HauensteinDecember 20, 2019 at 10:32 AM

I believe you Commented on the wrong Post. This has nothing to do with an individual but with firms out there willing to pay for hackers who can find vulnerabilities. I have nothing against it, but being an ex-hacker myself, I'm always worried about getting my name on any Government list.

This is,

Saying I Said I Was An ex-Hacker!

As In Former!

Back In The 1990s Everything Had A Back Door

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“What hackers do is figure out technology and experiment with it in ways many people never imagined. They also have a strong desire to share this information with others and to explain it to people whose only qualification may be the desire to learn.”
- Emmanuel Goldstein -

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Happy Holidays

Sorry I haven't been writing a lot lately

but I have been very busy with the

Holiday Season.

I'm sure most of you will agree with me that the

Holiday Season

is to be with,

video chat with,

and to send all of your love to every family member during this time.

Here is a heart warming story for the

Holidays.
From
ABCNews.go.com

Florida vet pays 36 families’ overdue utility bills in time for holidays


Let us all
Pay It Forward
this
Holiday Season.
 

This is
Saying Happy Holidays To Everyone Around The World
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Have a magnificent holiday! Celebrate as if holidays are a reflection of your dreams, desires, traditions, and values all wrapped in happiness and joy.”
- Debasish Mridha -

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An American Hero

Since the
Clint Eastwood
movie
Richard Jewell
has come out
and is in theaters now,
I though I would bring back at least one of my stories that I wrote about this
Hero.
From
June 29th 2015
called
I've Been Thinking, And Does It Hurt

*****
Lately,
I have been thinking about what a friend of mine said,
who wrote to me in an email,
and what one annotator said,
who wrote under the disguise of
Anonymously
on this
Blog.

Both are on the opposite side of the scale,
as far as their
Political Leanings
are concerned.
But both criticized me.

My friend criticized me for being too
Left-Wing,
and that I was angry with the
World
for some reason.
Why couldn't I let things be as they are
and write about,
"The birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees?"

Anonymous wrote,

"Are you now a communist sympathizer, or friends of ISIS. Unfortunate things happen, there were reasons why Richard Jewel was accused, he perpetuated the situation. The Government sucks and it's all the republicans fault, the liberals are great."

First,
like most
Americans
who don't follow through on stories after the sensational
"Headlines"
have broken,
Anonymous
doesn't have his facts right on this
"Unsung Hero,"
Richard Jewell.

Richard Jewell made the mistake of finding the pipe bomb 9 minutes before Eric Robert Rudolph called 9-1-1 to deliver his warning of a bomb.

The FBI couldn't imagine someone lucky enough,
of finding the bomb
and saving countless lives,
without prior knowledge of the bomb existing.

The U.S. Attorney General at the time,
Janet Reno,
publicly apologized to Mr. Jewell saying,

"I'm very sorry it happened. I think we owe him an apology. I regret the leak."

I believe
Richard Jewell
was a
Hero.

That is why I defend him so.

Since this person has signed his
or her comments
"Anonymously,"
I cannot tell
or smart enough to tell,
if it is sarcasm
or if they are being serious.

If I knew the name of the person,
I would know by their personality.

Unless,
of course,
I never met the person.

Why do I bring these two people up in this
Post?

My friend,
the
E-mailer
and
Anonymous
the annotator?

They both bring up a good point about my
Political Views.

"I'm right and the rest of you are all wrong!"

(Just kidding.)

These views I write are my personal views.

Take them
or leave them,
but have an opinion on the subjects I write about.

I am very opinionated,
politically minded,
believe I'm funny at times,
and love to inform people about new technologies that are on the horizon.

Since my kids are at the age,
where they prefer to listen to music,
play on their game consoles,
read a book,
be with their own families
and friends,
or do whatever my children do on their cell phones,
rather than listen to me rant
and rave about this
and that,
my only outlet is to put my genius out here on my
Blog
for the
World
to see.
And I see a
Hero
in
Richard Jewell.
 

This is,
The Over Opinionated
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“You know something is wrong when the government declares opening someone else’s mail is a felony but your internet activity is fair game for data collecting.”
- E.A. Bucchianeri -

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Geminid Meteor Shower

How to Watch the Incredible Annual Geminid Meteor Shower Tonight

Here's when—and where—the shower will be most visible.

By Eleanor Hildebrandt and Jennifer Leman

Dec 13, 2019 on Popular Mechanics.com

Every December, the Earth's rotation puts it in the path of debris from the asteroid 3200 Phaethon. When that happens, the dust and grit burns up upon contact with the Earth's atmosphere, creating the most biggest and most vivid annual meteor shower: The Geminids.

The Geminid shower will be visible from the Northern Hemisphere late in the evening tonight, Friday, December 13, and before dawn tomorrow, Saturday, December 14. Sky & Telescope advises that those who have trouble getting up early venture out Friday evening after the moon has set, around 9:00 p.m. across the U.S.

However, the peak viewing opportunity will be around 7:30 a.m. Eastern on Saturday morning. Unfortunately, it won't be a completely moonless sky, but don't let that pesky waning gibbous stop you from taking a peek.

This is,

Going To Set My Alarm Tonight For The 1st Time In Years

Jim Hauenstein

And,

"I entered literary life as a meteor, and I shall leave it like a thunderbolt."
- Guy de Maupassant -

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