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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

The Best Posts Of September, 2017

One thing I always like to do is,
to look back on,
The Five Best Posts Of Each Month.
I am still trying to catch up with these,
since I fell so rudely behind.
I am doing
September's
today,
so I will only be one month behind after this.
The end of the year is coming soon
and I will have to do
The Five Best Posts Of The Year,
after the
New Year
comes around.
I need to catch up.
So here we are,
catching up with the month of
September, 2017.
I am beginning to see a trend here,
over these past few months,
where we often have a tie in the standings.
That means,
that the data is telling me,
I have consistent readers coming back
Time After Time.
Thank you.
So here are
The Best Five Posts Of September, 2017!

There Are Two Fifth Place Winners,
Of The Best Posts Of September, 2017,
And They Are:
Is a series of jokes I like and I wrote them down on my Blog for you to enjoy. The name of the Post was inspired by a quote I used from Benjamin Franklin.

My analysis, stating that, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, besides Halloween, is where the United States of America started Cosplaying. I know I have never heard of it or saw anything like Cosplay before the Rocky Horror movie came out.
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The Fourth Best Post Of September Is:
On the bottom of each Post I always write, Leave a Comment, or a Suggestion, and I will answer you in a Post. For a while there, I was getting a rash of Comments from southern Asia, sometimes saying nice things, but always advertising some kind of business they were involved in. I delete some of the blatant ones, but if they something nice about my Post, I usually leave it up. Because, it does show, people are looking at my Blog from around the World.
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The Third Best Post Of September Is:
This is a Re-Post of my story from Monday September 4th, 2015, called, can you guess? You have got it! Motivate Yourself. It is the second story, in a series of three, where I am giving advice, hopefully to my kids, and anyone else who might find it useful.
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There are two
Posts
tied for
The Second Best Posts Of September!
And They Are:
Sorry, this Post deleted because the person who started a GoFundMe page was actually a scumbag who was trying to cheat people for money. I still believe in "Crowd Sourcing" to help people in this World and I hope you don't get discouraged because a few people are total losers.
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A fictional story I wrote, inspired by a dream my daughter had, about my grandson, her nephew. Where he protects her from a zombie invasion.
And,
The Number One Post Of September, 2017 Is:
A Re-Post of my story, "Big Wow Comic Fest", from April 22nd, 2015. Where I took three of my children and one grandson to a comic book convention in San Jose, California. How we had such a good time and the wonderful memories I have of that occasion.
 There you have it once again,
The Five Best Post Of The Month!

This is,
Always Enjoying Reliving Some Of My Old Posts,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“A million years ago - some hairy bastard daubed a horse on the wall of his cave, he saw it, he drew it - well done! Flash forward to today: 'Hello, welcome to my Blog. Today I bought a plum.”
- Patrick Marber -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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