Professor U.R.N. Stoop Speaks Once Again

As a
Parent,
you will often find yourself doling out advice,
to your kids,
because you do not want them to make the same mistakes as you did.
And,
the worst thing you can do,
is give advice that is unwanted.
To your children,
they feel,
you are nagging them.
So,
to get around this dilemma,
I give my advice here,
on my
Blog,
hoping my kids read it,
and take the advice.
From
May 10th, 2015
my
Post,
Professor U.R.N. Stoop.

*****
 The space,
in between your ears,
is the final frontier.
These are the stories of the
Men & Women
who have fought to keep that space in between your ears alive
and well,
without stupidity.
While you go along in life,
not doing anything,
but stumbling,
bumbling,
crumbling,
grumbling,
and fumbling,
a lot of your knowledge falls out,
directly from your ears
and that attracts the dreaded
Earwig.
These people fight to keep the deadly mind eating
Earwig
bug from going up your ear canal.
Because,
for to,
too many humans,
the uneducated rays of the
Sun
looks bright to them.
As long as they don't take off those blindfolded
UV Sunglasses.
Until then,
they can pretend they see which way the wind blows
and quietly smell them plastic roses.
But with a huff
and a puff,
all the
Tom Foolery
the
Politicians
play,
all the scheming
and weaning the
Rich Folk
tell you is
OK,
and the
Majority Reading Minority
remind you to say,
"What the hey, anyways,"
you realize,
as it becomes clear to you as night
and day,
that your brightly lit
Sun
goes down each night,
quietly away.
By then it is too late to say,
or complain about
Anything.
So as you wallow in self pity
and misery,
always remember those famous last words from
Professor U.R.N. Stoop.

"You'll gladly pay the Piper next Tuesday for that hamburger you can't afford today!"

A reminder from the people who are
Selling Your Future Short
and
The Ad Councilor.

This is,
Telling You To Take A Hold Of Your Future
And Do Something Positive With It,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“In politics, stupidity is not a handicap."

- Napoleon Bonaparte - 

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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And no,
I am not calling my kids stupid.
I just want them to grab hold of their future
and run with it!