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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Saturday, April 15, 2017

The Five Best Posts Of March, 2017

I am starting to feel a lot better these last couple of days
and I,
for the life of me,
can't remember being ill this long
and this severe.
Since I haven't been writing lately,
I need to catch up on some of my standard
Post
I do every month,
like;
The Five Best Posts Of The Month.
And
The Fifth Best Post Of March, 2017 is;
Thank you so much for taking an interest in my weekly serial, "The Man From Mars." Each Thursday I write the next Episode of a story about a man who claims he is from Atlantis, but what Earthlings call Mars, and the person who met the Man from Mars at a bar. I can't give anymore away of the story then that. You'll just have to read all thirteen Episodes up to this point and come back every Thursday for more.

The Fourth Best Post Of March is;
A humorous look at something I have said, where I have put my foot into my mouth, and the family laughs at how dense I can be sometimes. Even someone who reads all the time and is always trying to understand new things can be a real dummy. To wrap up the story nicely, I added a few jokes at the end to keep you laughing.
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The Third Best Post Of March is;
Story I wrote about a Man who dies, gets a taste of Heaven, but is tortured and tormented in his own kind of Hell as he is brought back to life as a clone, time and time again. Never being able to go to Heaven.

The Second Best Post Of March is;
This was actually the first Post where I declared I was ill. It just talks about how I wasn't feeling good and that I said thank you to everyone for keeping coming back and reading my stories. I guess, I would have to put it down that my readers were concerned about me and they wanted to know why I wasn't writing, and this Post answered everyone's question.
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The Number One Best Post Of March, 2017 is;
Thank you all for once again reading and enjoying my weekly serial, "The Man From Mars." But I also want to give honorable mention to A-L-I-V. If it wasn't for that story catching on, none of my other stories would be read. A-L-I-V has been read 14 times to every 1 time any other story has. If I could figure out what I did right on that one piece, I would bottle it.

This is,
Feeling Well Enough To Write
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though.” 

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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