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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Monday, April 17, 2017

Lfyt Driving Therapy

I have been driving for
for awhile now
and have notice a few things a long the way.
First;
Alcohol
is my friend as a driver.
I am not saying I drink
and drive or anything foolish like that.
I am saying people are a lot smarter nowadays about going out for a drink.
Instead of driving themselves
and risking being stopped for a
DUI,
a lot of people are using the
Lyft App
and getting a ride to
and from the establishments they want to drink at.
Very commendable.
The second thing I have noticed is;
so far the fifty
or so rides that I have personally driven,
most of the people are very friendly
and talkative.
Which goes hand in hand with my personality.
The third thing I have noticed about some of my customers is;
some will be staring at their phones
or have earbuds in
and do not want to talk at all.
The fourth thing I have seen is;
I have to know when to talk
and when to listen.
I have had one lady,
who was obviously intoxicated,
start a conversation telling me how happy she was
and how motivated she was in life.
Towards the end of a ten minute ride she was telling me how she was getting a divorce
and how she hated men.
One girl who I thought was very intelligent asked me about relationship advice with her life partner.
On one ride,
a guy asked me what was the worst day I ever had in life.
He was obviously in pain about something.
I told him I didn't have a worst day,
but I had a terrible two weeks in my life once.
I told him about the time in my life where the company I worked for went on strike,
I was evicted from the townhouse I lived in,
I cracked up my
Cadillac Eldorado,
my girlfriend left me,
and the
Rock N' Roll Band
I was playing in broke up.
That all happened to me in a two week period
and is the honest to
God
truth.
He actually smiled
and said his life wasn't as bad as all that.
I also told him,
if he works through it like I did,
things will get better for him.
I hope I helped him at least get through the day
and that he found hope for his future.
Because that was a really bad two weeks I had
and life did get better for me!
Now,
I have to have a
Superhero T-Shirt
made up saying;
"I am not a therapist, I am a Lyft Driver!"
 
This is,
Always Helping Wherever I Can,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Strong people don't put others down... They lift them up.”
- Michael P. Watson -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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