Are You Ready For Some Olympic Football?

Are you ready for some

Olympic Football?

Yes,

I do mean

Soccer.

The most beloved sport around the

World.

And yes,

I do love a good

Soccer Game.

It has everything you would want in a major sporting event.

Like really good teams that everyone seems to back when their match begins,

and unethical teams,

whose philosophy is,

"If you are not cheating, you aren't trying."

There are the

Cinderella Teams 

that come out of nowhere

and the

Underachieving Teams

that should have won it all.

The really exciting fact about the sport is,

the participation of the audience.

The crowds are so fervent about their team's chances,

that if they loose,

a riot breaks out within the stadium.

Nothing too serious though,

if you consider that if no one dies in the riot,

it has been a good day

and a good match.

So let us give

Three Cheers

to the

World's

favorite sport,

Soccer.

Whose

Athletes

are just

Good Old Boys,

who are

Card Caring Zika Carriers,

whose

Life

isn't worth a damn if their team loses their

Soccer Match.

The

Opening Day of Ceremony

for the

Olympics

was held today.

Did you get a chance to sit in front of your 

Flat Screen TV

and watch as the different

Olympians

stroll by the cameras?

The announcers told you who the favorite

Athletes 

were from each 

Country

and which

Country's

had the least amount of possibility in winning a 

Medal.

Of course,

the
Olympics

isn't just about winning

Medals.

It's about spreading

Good Cheer

between each

Country

participating.

That is why the

Olympic Committee

has banned most of the

Russian Athletes.

We wouldn't want them spoiling the party since most of their

Athletes

were caught using

Steroids.

They haven't caught up with the rest of the World

and its new doping techniques which the

Committee

hasn't been able to detect yet.

Those unlucky

Russians.

Don't you just feel for them?

This is,

Bored Out Of My Mind With The Opening Ceremony Today,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“The road to the Olympics, leads to no city, no country. It goes far beyond New York or Moscow, ancient Greece or Nazi Germany. The road to the Olympics leads — in the end — to the best within us.” - Jesse Owens -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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