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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, May 15, 2016

I Have Three Excuses. Too Much Sun, Too Much Fun, And Too Much Sapporo.

I know I was going to start writing again on this Blog yesterday,
but I have an excuse.
No,
I have three excuses.
Too much Sun,
too much fun,
and too much
I am glad to see that
Bill Cosby,
I mean
is back in the 
News
for his insensitivity towards women.
Don't get me wrong,
if I was a rich
Billionaire
I would have pool parties full of women too.
And I cannot say I would have been the perfect
Host
either.
  So I guess I should let
tell the tale.
"Crossing the Line: How Donald Trump Behaved With Women in Private"
"We all must choose a path to walk in life. Your path is a recliner and a remote."
Jeff of course is an avid reader of this Blog
and I am sure his Comments are meant to be humorous.
Not the blatant threat that his Comments were on my Post
"One must remember why they say don't mess with "The Jeff". It goes back to the origins of my nickname "The hammer". Said nickname came when someone tried to take my lunch money during wood working class. I still maintain that a hammer can slip out of your hand 27 times."
I have known Jeff since the early 1980s,
and all those rumors that Jeff had something to do with the disappearance of
Jimmy Hoffa
I believe are unfounded.
Nice Jeff.
That's a good boy.
I don't think he is telling me to retire from Blogging by saying,
 "Your path is a recliner and a remote."
Because he didn't say,
or else!"

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