I Am Messing With The Jeff

I would lick,

or is it lie,

or like I mean to say,

that the people of da World,

take me ceriously!

Me now has an agitating annotator named

Jeff.

Andy all know that,

"You don't mess with the Jeff."

But I am going to try!

I forgot to use my grammar

and spellcheck app.

Well,

the witty and humorous

Jeffery

commented on my Post

From Imagination Comes Reality My Friend.

Which is actually one of my quotes from my

Good Reads Author's Page.

Does that make me a professional?

I do not know,

but I've been shaking ever since

The Jeff

said on my Post,

Jeff Povlich May 3, 2016 at 2:39 PM

"I prefer this quote "What a load of crappy, crap,crap." Bart Simpson"

Is he taking me seriously?

OK Jeff,

It's on!

First I

Googled

your image

and all that came up was this.

Jeff

always did have a goatee

and beady little eyes during

and after we left High School.

But I never thought he would be able to keep that head of hair.

He wore it done to his shoulders I believe back then.

Like a girl.

Most of those degenerate Hippies of the time did!

I could have a case of mistaken identity here.

But no.

This is how I imagine

Jeff

would have turned out without my guidance to help him along the path of life.

I am a guiding light for many people who have lost there way

and need to find the path once again.

I believe my next book should be,

for only $14.95 per copy,

"Zen And The Art Of The Mugshot."

Look for it on a Newsstand near you!

This is,

I'm Going To Start A Religion All My Own, And You're Invited To Join! 

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Reality continues to ruin my life.” 

- Bill Watterson -

 

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

 

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