Fighting Off Genetically Engineered Mutants Who Are Not Turtles

It was a close one today

Boys and Girls.

What was?

You could be asking yourself right now.

Could it be,

that I am talking about the overdue

Earthquake

 that all the noted

Seismologist

 have predicted for

California?

Which will probably make my back yard,

Beach Front Property.

I am about 35 miles
East
of the
Pacific Ocean.

So if it happens,

that will be a huge

Quake.

Or,

could it be,

that I am talking about the hazards of living in a

Trailer Park.

Right in the smack dab middle of

Tornado Alley?

What I believe it is,

that is to say,

if my instincts haven't failed me yet,

and I'm pretty sure they haven't,
that

Aliens,

from another

Planet,

had spotted me driving around town,

and have decided that I am a really good specimen to probe!

Of course,

if that were truly the case,

I was probably in a high speed chase with the

Aliens.

Where I would be driving my

Mercedes,

and the

Aliens

could have been buzzing overhead in a

Flying Saucer!

Then I would have had to fight off the genetically engineered

Mutants
before being captured.

Which are the

Slave Robots

of the

Warlord Proxima,

from the Star system,

Alpha Centauri.

He used his

Amnesia-Sleep-Inducing-Where-Did-I-Wake-Up-This-Morning-Death-Ray

on all of the unsuspecting groups of people,

who were innocently attending some kind of

Comic-Con

at the

Convention Center.

The Cosplayers,

had gathered around our little ferocious melee,

probably thinking we are making a independent film for the opening day of

Comic-Con

in

San Diego, California.

Well,

I can't confirm

or deny that last little tidbit of news because the warlord,

Proxima,

shot me himself with the

A.S.I.W.D.I.W.U.T.M.-Death-Ray

gun!

He is a good shot too!

I nary felt a thing.

If you were here,

right now,

in

San Diego,

you would not believe your eyes.

You would know my warnings are true by seeing all the different types of

Aliens

roaming the streets!

Here are a couple of the really ugly ones.

Well,

Boys and Girls,

I told you it was a close one.

It was,

really.

Because I Could Have Been Captured By One Of These Ugly Looking Aliens,

Flown To Their Home In Their Flying Spaceship,

Probably To Be Probe!

This is,

Safe And Sound Now In My Own Little World,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Cosplay. Why you just said the magic word!”
 - Danika Stone, -

Don't Call Me A Chicken!

I could have been probe!

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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102 Degrees - And I Am Not Talking About A Boy Band Here

It was a

High

of

102 Degrees

today,

in beautiful

Downtown Temecula.

Tomorrow,

it is expected to reach

102 Degrees

again.

The

Weather Forecast

for Friday says it is going to be a blistering

106 Degrees!

 Right now,

in Temecula,

at 8:30 at night,

it is a whopping,

but a comfortable whopping,

78 Degrees.

Global Warming 

you ask?

I am not sure if

Global Warming

 is a fact

or fiction,

but there are a lot of smart people telling us it is true.

I am just a little skeptical about the accuracy of the equipment

and the people,

even 50 years ago,

keeping accurate records.

That was before anyone heard the buzzwords,

"Global Warming."

I have already started my personal campaign at home to teach the kids why it is so important to think about their future.

I do this by personally practicing some of the guidelines to

"Save Our Planet." 

I have changed over to

Solar Energy,

replaced my light bulbs to

Fluorescent

ones,

turned off my

Thermostat,

Recycle,

and a few of the other things that are listed on the

State of Washington's Department of Ecology

website.

Why use the

State of Washington's

webpage?

Well,

when I

Googled

my question,

they were the first site to pop up.

Way to go Washington.

Now back to my original thought process of why I brought up

Global Warming.

My

Grade School Science Teacher

talked on this subject back during the middle 1960's.

The way he told it was,

"In our future, the Planet Earth will become increasingly hotter. This is due to the fact, that our Planet is overdue for another Ice Age. And if we do the research about the climate before an Ice Age, we will find that the Earth gets hotter before it gets colder."

Well,

I am not sure if my

Science Teacher

knew much more than was explained to us in our

Science Books.

That is sort of what I mean about

Global Warming.

Would my

Science Teacher

today,

believe the

World

was about to

End

if he were alive today,

with the same type of

Knowledge

he had during the 

60's?

There are a lot of

Doom Sayers

in our everyday

Media

telling us daily that we are all going to die.

But,

if I can recycle that one can of soda I drank today,

maybe I'll be the one who can claim,

"I saved the World!"

Wait,

damn.

I left the can of pop,

out in the Park,

on a picnic table.

With that whole bag of non-fluorescent bulbs

and regular charcoal burning on the grill.

Oh,

and that plastic six pack holder,

where it keeps your soda together, so you won't loose any of it,

but is really bad for the fish?

I threw that in the river by my house

and snagged three nice

Perch

in those same holders.

This is,

Going To Clean Up My Act First And Then I Will Save The Planet,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“If we take all this actions and if it turns out not be true, we have reduced pollution and have better ways to live, the downside is very small. The other way around, and if we don’t act, and it turns out to be true, then we have betrayed future generations and we don’t have the right to do that.”
- Tony Blair -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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P.S. Before any Annotators want to rant about my little humor on the end of this Post, I already know that "Global Warming" is no laughing matter. But my Blog is not going to rally the troops behind this cause, if they are not behind the cause already. I am conscious about the facts of Global Warming and I try to do as much as I possibly can daily. If you don't believe me? Ask any gas station attendant in your local neighborhood and ask them if they ever saw me, going through their trash on Sunday morning, looking for aluminum cans. That's me!

This Anonymous Comments On My Blog

Anonymous

has reared its ugly head again!

Let me clarify.

I am not talking about the hacker group called

Anonymous.

I actually like those men

and women who take on hate groups like

ISIS

 and the

Ku Klux Klan.

Even though those two hate groups are

Worlds

apart,

both of them use the same type of misinformation

and terror tactics to get the power over others that they so crave.

I like the real

Anonymous

because I feel they have a purpose in this

World.

I feel that they have demonstrated restraint,

by not using their skills as a

Weapon

against

Normal,

Blue Collar,

Everyday Living People.

Generally,

they go after the

Oppressors

in life.

These

Oppressors

could be a

Ruler

of a

Country,

Corporation,

or of a

Military.

The real

Anonymous

takes on these

Tyrants

of the

World

while leaving the

General Public

alone.

The

Anonymous

I am talking about is the person who leaves

Comments

on one of my

Blog,

but doesn't want anyone to know who he is.

That is perfectly fine.

Everyone should have an opinion on

World Affairs,

Local Politics,

 and

National Politics. 

Because,

what goes on in the

Political World,

either

Locally,

Nationally,

or

Worldly

has a profound effect on all our daily lives.

On my Post;

An Agitator And A New Follower,

this

Anonymous

said;

Anonymous July 18, 2016 at 2:04 PM

"And the Clinton foundation hasn't taken contributions from foreign nations, OK."

I do hope that this

Anonymous

will do some research before making any future accusations without any facts to back up his or her claim.

He or she believes that if

Donald the Stump

is getting away with taking money contributions from

Foreign Country's,

surely the

Democrats

are doing the same thing?

All

Politicians

are criminals,

right?

This is the kind of pessimistic attitude that we have to work on as a

Nation.

This pessimist,

Anonymous,

believes that the

World

is going to

Hell

in a hen basket.

Donald Stump

says these crazy things because he is an

Egomaniac.

He already believes that he is above the law,

Untouchable.

Think how he would react to the

World

around him if he became

President?

This is,

Believing That The Time That We Are Living In,
Is Still A Wonderful Time In History,
To Be Born In,
Grow Up In,
Live In,
And Grow Old In,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Believe. No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted island, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit.”
- Helen Keller -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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"I loved Verti. Until she jumped. That is when I felt Vertigo!" - from the 2nd Century Philosopher - TwoBuckHowie

Pokemon At The Duck Pond

If you have been driving past your favorite Park

or sandlot lately,

you might have noticed something unusual.

Large groups of people,

carelessly staring at their cellphones,

while taking a walk.

No,

their cellphones are not turning these people into

Zombies.

These people are all playing the newest craze in

Game Apps.

It is called;

I,

myself started noticing the phenomena during my

Summer Vacation.

Even in my

Hometown

of

Temecula, California,

the

Pokemon Go Craze

has hit the young

and old alike.

We have a nice

Park System

here in town.

Maybe not as glamorous as the

Midwest

or

East Coast

might have,

but we make do with what is here.

One of the nice little features of our 

Park System

is the

Duck Pond.

Where yes,

ducks swim around on the pond all day long,

waiting for someone like me,

to throw them a piece of bread as a free meal.

But yesterday was a first for me.

I reckon,

I saw at least one hundred people out in the

Park on Sunday!

And most of those people were doing the

Head-Down-Pokemon-Walk.

I'll admit,

my kids play it too,

and of course,

I had to take a

sneak-a-peak

at what the game is all about.

I hate to say this though,

but I might be a little too old to get any kind of enjoyment from the game.

Yet,

now that I think about it,

the demographics the creators were shooting for was probably not the

Sixty and Older

Crowd!

This is,

I Got One!

I Captured "Pidgeotto" Right In My Own Backyard!

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.” - Stephen Colbert, -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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"Some Career advice. A whore's life is five good years, five bad years, and then some half-dick sweat stain grinds you out like a cigarette!"

- From The Movie Fargo -

Rock Star Syndrome

This is how my train of thought goes.

In my

Post

from a couple of days ago,

I'm Back,

I talked about my

"Glory Days"

with some of my

Band Mates

from years gone by.

How I was invited by

The Professor

from

Bowie State University in Maryland,

to participate in an impromptu jam session

but was unable to go.

This got me to thinking about how it felt to be on stage in front of any size crowd.

The

Rock Star Syndrome.

That got me to thinking about a time in my life where I felt like a

Rock Star

for the very last time.

During the 1990's I owned season tickets to the

San Diego Chargers

football team.

On one occasion I took my wife to a game.

Before the game started,

The Marine Corps

 from

Camp Pendleton 

were outside the stadium demonstrating equipment

and showing off some of the larger vehicles of war.

Just inside the entrance to the stadium,

in the common area,

there stood a

Tank.

It was guarded by

five or six

Marines.

Luckily for me,

they recognized me from working on

Camp Pendleton.

They started yelling,

"Hey, there's Jim. Hi Jim!"

They waved

and yelled

and I waved back.

All around the area people were staring at me wondering who I was.

Was I a celebrity,

a person of prominence,

or maybe a

Rock Star?

It was crowded too!

People stared at me

and talked about me all the while I was walking to my seat.

It was the last time that I felt like a

Rock Star!

Thank you

Marines.

This is,

I Wouldn't Tell You This Story If It Wasn't True,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"Having rock-star problems may be the closest I ever get to being an actual rock star." - Cassandra Clare, -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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This was on a Highway sign in Oklahoma;

"Blinkers, the original instant messaging!"