Transformers

Two nights ago our electricity went out,
twice during the night,
but it quickly came back on both times.

I saw on the news that a transformer in our downtown area had blown
and the
Electric Company
rerouted power from another direction.
My five year old
Grandson
asked me what had happened
and I said,
"A transformer blew and killed all our lights."
He then asked,
"With no lights on, will the Transformer step on us and kill us?"

Get it?
The movie
Transformers!

He honestly looked scared until I explained things further.

This is
Papa James Grandpa Hauenstein,

And,

“Freedom is the right of all sentient beings”
- Optimus Prime -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Hello To Mr. & Mrs. Beaussart

   Hello to all the beautiful California
Fruits and Nuts.

   I'm feeling pretty good today,
considering my asthma could flare up with all the fires burning in Southern California right now.

   Nobody said it was going to be easy.

   What I'm really excited about is the fact that
Mr. & Mrs. Beaussart,
two people whom I truly respect,
are going to take a look at my blog here.

Hopefully,
they will get a chance to read a few of my short stories I've attached to this blog
and give me their honest opinions.

   Maybe they'll give me some pointers on how to sell my material.

Or how to get more readers reading it for free.

   I don't care.
I just want more people reading my stuff.

    Now for some depressing news.

I JUST GOT A JURY DUTY NOTICE IN THE MAIL!

   And the local Politicians wonder why less than fifty percent of the population comes out to vote!

   That's all for today.

   Bye.

   Jim,

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New Short Story

I just finished another short story called, "Gentleman Jim and the Niagara Falls."

It's a classic tale of a teenage girl coming of age.

Only this story is set during the Depression, with the girl growing up in rural

North Carolina.

The Heroine in this tale accompanies her Father to Niagara Falls as he attempts to ride over them in a barrel of his own design.

If you like to read it, Post a comment saying so, then I'll put it up on this blog.

Otherwise, I'm going to send it in to one magazine or another and see if they'll buy it.

If they don't, it will eventually show up on this blog anyways.

Adios,

Jim

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That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Beetle Spies

I was wondering why this beetle kept flying around my head all day.

The beetle had a
World War Two Flying Ace
type of helmet on.

Wires ran out of his head into a little black box on its back.

I believe I saw a little camera on the underbelly of the insect.

One time the bug flew so close to my face,
that I'm sure I saw an
American Flag
stamped on it's butt!

NSA,
stop spying on me!

I'm a
Red Blooded American.

I vote.

I pay taxes.

I do jury duty even though I don't like it.

I know who the
President
is.

I know who the
Governor
is in
California.

I know how the
Electoral College
works.

I know you are systematically working to take away our Civil Rights.

All in the name of fighting
Terrorists.

Well,
there ain't no
Terrorists
here,
living in my home.

I love this country,
even when it is trending down the wrong track.

Like when a
Government
spies on its own citizens.

Democracy
is based on the individual having his
or her own voice on what they believe in.

Then,
if the majority has the same consensuses,
that is the direction the
Country
should go in.

Now you guys,
a minority,
feel that you know what is best for everyone else in this
Country.

You are destroying the
Democratic System
that made the
United States
the land of the free!

Why everyone is trying to migrate to this
Country
in the first place?

Wake up
and smell the espionage!

You are no longer the
Good Guys.

You're making this
Government
into another
Communist,
Fascist,
Nazi,
Dictatorship,
Totalitarian,
Marxist,
North Korean,
based system that can only end in disaster.

Don't get me wrong.
The
Revolution
will fail
and you guys will win in the end.

You've got all the best guns!
But,
maybe it will lead us back into the direction of
The Land Of The Free!

This is,
Telling You The Military Does Have Insect Spies,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“A murderer is less loathsome to us than a spy. The murderer may have acted on a sudden mad impulse; he may be penitent and amend; but a spy is always a spy, night and day, in bed, at table, as he walks abroad; his vileness pervades every moment of his life”
- Honoré de Balzac -

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