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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, March 15, 2019

Mobile Version vs. Web Version

I have been asking everyone I know if they will please sign up as a
Follower
on my
Blog
so I can show
Publishers
I have a following
and will be able to sell my manuscript.
But
Blogger
doesn't make it easy for anyone.
If,
like almost everyone today,
you are looking at this
Post
on your phone,
they make it seem impossible.
I do appreciate everyone trying to sign up though
and I appreciate everyone still coming back daily to read what I have to say on my
Blog.
Please don't get frustrated.
The problem,
when looking on your phone is,
Blogger
uses what is called the
Mobile Version
of a website.
What that does is,
it takes away all the extra designs,
headings,
thrills,
and frills I am able to put on the
Web Version.
This lets the
Mobile Version
load faster onto your phone
and lets you see,
what they consider the important content in a larger font size.
The
Web Version
is always loaded in the tiniest of fonts so they can show the whole webpage.
Unfortunately,
the only way to sign up as a
Follower
is to look at the
Web Version.
The best way of signing up as a
Follower
is to open up whichever
Browser
you like to use.
Like
Internet Explorer,
Edge,
Chrome,
Mozilla Firefox,
Opera,
and so on.
If your
Homepage
isn't
go to that page.
If you already have a
Gmail Account,
sign in.
If not,
you will have to create one.
Once you have done that,
in the search box type in
and a link to my
Blog
will pop up.
Press on that link.
Then you will see the
Mobile Version
of my
Blog.
Near the bottom you will see where it says
View Web Version.

 Click on that link
and of course the
Web Version
will load.
Then,
on the right hand side,
under the heading
"Followers,"
you will see near the top a blue link titled
Follow.
Press on this
and you will be able to say yes to be the next
Follower!
See how
Blogger
makes it almost impossible for most people to sign up!
But please,
take the time to do so
and you will be helping me out tremendously.
I'm trying to figure out a way to reward the people who do.
Right now I'm thinking a free copy of my book to the first 50
Followers
when it comes out.
If I am able to convince a
Publisher
that I have enough
Followers
to publish it.

This is,
Thank You Once Again,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,


“I still encourage anyone who feels at all compelled to write to do so. I just try to warn people who hope to get published that publication is not all it is cracked up to be. But writing is. Writing has so much to give, so much to teach, so many surprises. That thing you had to force yourself to do, the actual act of writing, turns out to be the best part. The act of writing turns out to be its own reward.”
- Anne Lamott -



That is my story and I am sticking to it!

 Like what you are reading?

Sign up as a Follower,
or Set up my Blog
as your Homepage
on your Web-browser,
or Leave a Comment,
or a Suggestion,
and I will answer you in a Post.

Thanks for reading.

If you are reading this on a
Cell-Phone,
you will see a
Link
on the bottom of the page,
after all the headlines of stories
where it says;
View Web Version.
To truly get the full benefit of my
Blog,
I suggest you view the web version.
You will just have to expand the page to be able to read it.


Thanks Again.

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