Am I Paranoid?

This is a test. 

This is only a test. 

It is not a test by the  

Federal Communications Commission.

So do not get testy about it 

or men,
do not get your testicles sucked up into your gut! 

This is a test by me, 

for me, 

to see if I really do write some wild 

and crazy
Posts, 

here on this wild 
and crazy
Blog.

Are people really interested in reading this
Blog?

Or, 

as someone has suggested, 

I often use key words that get 

Government Agencies from around the World, 

Security Companies from around the World, 

and 
Black Hat Hackers from around the World, 

noticing me by their high tech computers.

Are they checking on me to see what I have to say?

If that is the case, 

it would explain why my computer has been acting so funny lately

and has been slowing down so much.

With all the different
Malwares,
Spywares,
Adwares,
and every other kind of
Wares
they have been sending me,
I'm surprised that I am still up
and running at all.

I am sure they would all want to know if I am one of the good guys 

or one of the bad guys. 

Government Agencies
would want to see if I am doing anything that might be terroristic related.
Security Companies
would want to see if I am doing anything illegal.

Black Hat Hackers
would want to see if I am taking money out of their pockets. 

What I am for is,
what's best for the

Human Condition 
as a whole.

I am for technology advancement that can help take us to the stars,
advancement in medicine,
in growing more crops to feed the world,
and everything else that helps the
Common Individual.
Not the
1%ers. 

I am for
Government Agencies
who use these advancements to help their own people. 

I am all for
Black Hat Hackers
who expose

and fight against corruption.
I am all for
Security Companies
keeping our financial institutions safe against terrorists
and foreign powers who are trying to destroy the
American Way!
 

Now for some of those few key words to get those
Agencies,
Companies,
and
Hackers
spying on me.
(Shhhh! Then I can back track up their feed and spy on them. Don't tell anyone.)

DoD

NSA

Moroccan Ghosts

Anonymous

Lizard Squad

North Korea

Kim Jong-un

ISIS

Edward Snowden

Hi Jack Robinson

Computer Driven Cars

Cyber Bomb

Hijab

Quran

Well, 

I could go on for ever, 

but let us see what these key words bring on.

This is,

Needing A Good Lawyer Because I Have Been Framed When My Fingerprints Show Up On A Bank Heist In A Town Called Hauenstein In The Country Of Germany

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Spies and parents never sleep.” 
- Linda Gerber -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Thanks for reading.

Be Kind To Everyone.

I'll Be Seeing You.

Just kidding.
I would never do anything illegal or get on the bad side of any of these groups.
I only use my computer for good now!