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His comment was worthy enough but I didn't notice it right away because he signed it "Unknown". From November 29th, 2016 my Post called;
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Now back to our show!
"This pandemic has body shamed me. I had to buy XL underwear yesterday!"😡
"Did you hear about the rash of pedicure salons getting robbed? They are calling it ClipToeMania!"
"I thought up a new drinking game. While watching Criminal Minds, every time someone gets murdered, we take a drink!"😃
"Spoiler! John Wick started killing people because a bad guy killed his dog in the first movie. Even though John kills more than 30 people in John Wick 3, people are asking, "Did the dog Live?'"😾
"What is the only country in the world not to record a single birth in the year 1983? The Vatican City!"
"Did you know that your nose is long enough that your eyes can see the end of it? It is your brain that blocks your eyes from noticing it. To prove it, close one eye and you will see the tip of your nose. Switch eyes and you will see it again!"
"The older I get, the more I want to eat chocolate!"
"JJ asked me who I liked best out of all my children. He said he knew that I love you all but who do I like the most. I said, "I dislike all of you equally!'"😂
"I was sitting on the couch when JJ came into room. He had with him the lighter we use to light birthday candles and the pot we use when we cook noodles. He puts the lighter under the pot and says, "I'm smoking pot!'"
"Now that I am old, I think about all the money I spent on beer over the years. If I had that money right now, think of all the beer I could buy!"😎
This is,
A Skunk, A Deer, And A Duck Went Out To Have A Beer In A Wisconsin Bar. When It Came Time To Pay The Skunk Didn't Have A Cent, The Deer Didn't Have A Buck, So It All Went On The Duck's Bill!
Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
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