Married To A Tree

Woman Marries A Tree

By Max Clements & Chris Kitching

for Mirror.co.uk

A mum-of-two has 'tied the knot' with a tree and now intends to change her surname to reflect the species she 'married'. Kate Cunningham's family and friends looked on as the bizarre wedding ceremony was held in a Merseyside park. The 34-year-old bride decided to 'marry' the elder tree in Litherland's Rimrose Valley Park as a stunt to raise awareness about a campaign opposing the construction of a new bypass. The activist, from Melling, told the Liverpool Echo that she now plans to change her name to Kate Rose Elder by deed poll.

You know,

the

Tree

used to date only other plants

but decided to branch out!

The new

Bride

had to move in with the

Tree

because he was already rooted!

The

Ring Bearer,

the

Bride's

pet dog,

ruined the

Wedding

by peeing on the

Bark!

This is,

Just Telling The Bizzare News When I Hear It

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“The only happy marriages I know are arranged ones.”
- Leo Tolstoy -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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