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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Thursday, September 12, 2019

I Missed Yesterday But Here Are My Answers To Your Questions

I missed writing yesterday because it felt like I had the flu.
I got my yearly flu shot the day before
and I came down with the symptoms the next day.
I believe in immunization so you non-believers don't use my case as a source for proving your ridiculous claims.
There will not be a
5 Best Posts Of The Month Of July, 2019
this year.
I only wrote four
Posts
that month since I was on my vacation touring the
United States.
I'm still kind of busy today so I hope you enjoy this
Post
from
August 29th 2016
called
Answering Those Questions That You Never Knew You Wanted To Ask

*****
"Have you ever wanted to paint yourself blue & run through the heather?"
"Brandish a big bronze sword & shout imprecations at pesky Roman legionaries?"
"Of course you have!"
"And now you can!"
This Iinstructable will detail the process of making a beautiful bronze Ewart Park leaf-shaped through gathering materials, making a blank,creating a mold, melting the metal, and pouring the sword. There are several files included that will make the blank easier for you to make, as well as links to outside sources for instruction not quite in the scope of this instructable and for purchasing hard-to-find resources. (eg. constructing a cheap metal-melting forge, buying delft clay/oil sand) Access to basic woodworking tools and the ability to use them is assumed, but pretty much everything else involved can be made or figured out.


"Did you just start watching
 and you now have thousands of questions to know what is going on?" 
"You need
"Welcome To The Library!" Thanks for stopping by. The TARDIS Library is here to give you the facts on 2 things - Police Boxes of the 20th Century and TARDISes (of all ages...) Using the navigation links which feature on all pages of the site you should be able to find all sorts of treasures, including juicy insider's info on TARDISes from Anthony Sibley and a full history of the real-life Police Box as researched, written and preserved for many years by Pete Darrington.

This is,
Answering Those Questions That You Never Knew You Wanted To Ask,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“River Song: Use the stabilizers!
The Doctor: It doesn't have stabilizers!
River Song: The blue switches!
The Doctor: The blue ones don't do anything, they're just... blue!
River Song: Yes they're blue: they're the blue stabilizers! [presses the button and the TARDIS indeed stabilizes] See?
The Doctor: Yeah? Well, it's boring now, isn't it? They're boring-ers! They're blue... boring-ers!
Amy: Doctor, how come she can fly the TARDIS?
The Doctor: You call that flying the TARDIS? [scoffs] Ha!
River Song: Okay, I've mapped the probability vectors, done a fold-back on the temporal isometry, charted the ship to its destination and... [presses a button, the cloister bell clangs] parked us right alongside.
The Doctor: Parked us? But we haven't landed!
River Song: Of course we've landed; I just landed her.
The Doctor: But it didn't make the noise.
River Song: What noise?
The Doctor: You know, the... [does an impression of the TARDIS materialization sound]
River Song: It's not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on.
The Doctor: Yes, well, it's a brilliant noise. I love that noise.”
- Steven Moffat -


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