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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, June 16, 2019

The 5 Best Posts Of The Month Of May 2019!

I am still on vacation so I have to do this
Post
as fast as I can.
You see,
I need to pay attention to my family
and not sit on the computer for hours.
So,
here are
The 5 Best Posts Of The Month Of May, 2019!
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The Fifth Best Post Of The Month Of May, 2019 Is;
This is the second time I will have my name on a chip sent to Mars on one of NASA's rovers. This time I hope I have given everyone enough warning so you too can have your name sent to Mars.
Mars 2020 Artist's Concept
The Fourth Best Post Of The Month Of May Is;
Giving Thanks On Memorial Day To The Real Heroes
One of my pet peeves where Sports Figures and Announcers talk about going to war and being in a battle when all they are doing is playing a game.
The Third Best Post Of The Month Is;
Where people who are sent to prison should not be allowed to pull scams while incarcerated. Like Bernard Madoff. He has cornered the Hot Chocolate market while in prison. Also, why do they have so much freedom when they are criminals?
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The Second Best Post Is;
The true story of when my friend Brian and I got into a bar fight and in the midst of it the song "A Ballroom Blitz" came on!
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The Number One Best Post Of The Month Of May, 2019 Is;
The story about how computer programmers can make any picture act as if it is alive and moving. The part I hate the most? They gave the Mona Lisa eyebrows!
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There you have it.
Another great month of stories.

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Back To My Gin
and Tonic,
Jim Hauenstein,

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"No man needs a vacation so much as the the man who has just had one."
- Elbert Hubbard -

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