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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Saturday, June 22, 2019

How To Improve Your Fitness Score

Well first,
I want to start out by exposing some of you older folks out there.
Unless you are one of those power walkers,
joggers,
or fitness geeks under the age of 45,
you probably didn't buy your fitness watch yourself.
It was given to you by your kids
or somebody else who loves you.
They bought it because you don't exercise like you used to.
The person who gave it to you says they will be coming back each week to check your progress.
That is when you go out to buy a cat
and a dog.
To improve your step count you put your fitness watch on your dog.
Then to track your sleep cycles you put it on your cat.
Image result for people cheating by putting fitbit on their dogs
Then the person who is keeping an eye on you will come over
and complement you on your outstanding progress!
And you just smile.
Of course,
I would never do that myself.
I just told my kids I lost it
and stuffed deep inside a drawer!

This is,
1, 2, 3, Push-ups
That's Enough For Tonight
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate."
- Charles Schulz -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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