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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Tuesday, February 5, 2019

In A Good Mood This Morning

I loved Verti.
Until she jumped.
That is when I felt Vertigo!

Did you hear Apple is building autonomous cars.
The problem is,
their having trouble installing Windows.

What do you call it when someone throws a boulder at a goat?
Rockabilly!

In the 1990s I had three kids in diapers after they were born almost to the day,
three years apart.
The oldest one of the three was about four years old when I came home from work one day
and she said;
"Daddy I fell down and hurt my bottom. Will you kiss it and make it feel better?"

I started complaining about this pain I was having to my doctor,

she said, 
"We've run every test we can think of and the results show you're out of money."
Okay,we have all been there.
We have all in our lifetime have wanted to
"Stick It To The Man!"
Get away with some kind of act of defiance.
So I ripped off the tag
"Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law"
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What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-mean-oh-acid!

What did David,
my old band mate
and now Professor at
Bowie State, Massachusetts
ask for in a
Mexican Restaurant?
A Beerrito!
This is,
Woke Up In A Good Mood This Morning
Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
- Groucho Marx -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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