Saw My Doc Today

In honor of seeing my
Doctor
today,
I would like to bring back this humorous
Post
I wrote from
Thursday, October 22nd, 2015.
It is called
How Humiliating.

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I recently told all of you that I went to see my
Doctor
in my
Post,

A Couple Of Observations.
Here are some more observations I made of that day.

When I went in to see my Doctor, I said, "Hey Doc, I accidentally swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills!" She told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

Did you hear about the newest "High Tech" they are using in the delivery room? It' cordless!

I found out the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer while I was there. The taste.

Isn't it a little bit unnerving that doctors call what they do, a practice?

At least I know I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I started complaining about this pain I was having to my doctor,

she said, "We've run every test we can think of and the results show you're out of money."

What I would like to know is, "What do you call a doctor who finishes last in his or hers medical school class?" Answer: "A Doctor."

 

This is,

Hoping My Doctor Has A Sense Of Humor Before She Cuts Me Open,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Doctors are great--as long as you don't need them.”

- Edward Rosenbaum -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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