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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Take Me Out To The Ballgame!

It's as old as
Apple Pie.
It was once the most popular sport in the
United States.
It's
Popcorn,
Peanuts,
and
Cracker Jack.
It is
Americana.
The Major League
is held after the
July 4th Holiday.
This year it will be in beautiful
I know it is beautiful because I live close by
and have been there many times.
I am going to a
tonight.
The home team,
will be hosting
The Brewers may no longer be the
Bambi Bombers
of old,
who under manager
George Bamberger,
had such great players that included
Robin Yount,
Paul Molitor,
Cecil Cooper,
Gorman Thomas
and
Ben Oglivie.
That team took the
Brewers
to the
World Series
in 1982.
They took the
to a seventh game in that series before finally losing in the closing innings.
I don't know if I am going to buy
Popcorn,
Peanuts,
or
Cracker Jack.
I do know that I'll buy at least one beer.
What the Hell.
Milwaukee
is famous for it's
Breweries,
and I am famous for drinking their wares.
No I am not drinking
and driving,
Mom!
Here to sing
"Take Me Out To The Ballgame"
is none other than
William Hung.
Who was so bad on
in
Season Three,
that the crowd cheered him on
and he became a cult hero of sorts.
We all know him
and love him,
William Hung!

This is,
I Do Not Really Drink Any Longer,
So Let Us See If I Have More Than One Beer,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.”
Hank Aaron -


That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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