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This is,

I Like All Kinds Of Music,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“The Holy Land is everywhere”
- Black Elk -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Just What I Needed

Just what I needed.

Another streaming service starts today.

Luckily for me I get the service for free because I subscribe to the phone service of the parent company.

If you don't know what I am talking about,

I am sure you will see

and hear about it all day long today.

Since they refuse to pay me to advertise the release of their product,

I refuse to give their name out on this

Blog.

If that isn't bad enough,

the

Planetary Society's

website has put up a

SpaceX 

simulator where you can us the controls of the

actual interface 

that will be used by

NASA Astronauts

to manually pilot a

SpaceX Dragon 2 Rocket

to the

International Space Station.

There goes my weekend

and it is only

Wednesday

too!

This is,

Saying I Am Using The Excuse Of A Pandemic To Never Leave My House Again,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.”

- Neil Armstrong -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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I Am Going To Ask You One More Time

I like this
Post
so much I am repeating it for the 3rd time.
From
February 13th, 2016
my
Post
 Hey Dude, Are You A Long Boarder Or Short Boarder When Riding Those Gravitational Waves?
*****
I was talking to Albert awhile back, 

you know, 

Albert Einstein.

About a hundred years ago I was talking to him about his theories 

and he starts telling me,

"We will not only use telescopes to do astronomy, by seeing beautiful close-ups of the Planets and our Moon, but we'll see the Milky Way in a whole new light. In the future we'll finally understand Star formation, how our Solar System was born, and we'll discover and prove my theory on Black Holes."

 So I say to him,

"Come on Al, aren't you stretching things a bit about your Black Hole theory?"

So Al, 

who is part of my posse says to me,

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” 

If I didn't know any better, 

I would have thought that I just got insulted.

I think?

Well, 

my 

Good Old Homie 

was proven right once again last 

September 14th, 2015. 

It took Scientist, 

who released their findings a couple of days ago, 

that long to sift through all the data to prove there are 

Gravitational Waves. 

They did it with 

LIGO. 

You know, 

The Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatories.

The headlines read,

"A scientific milestone was achieved using a pair of giant laser detectors in the United States, located in Louisiana and Washington State, capping a decades-long quest to find these waves." Story by Will Dunham and Scott Malone for Reuters.

I know, 

these guys are cheating! 

My man Einstein used chalk 

and a blackboard for his findings. 

These 

LIGO  

people are using lasers 

and got their money from,

The National Science Foundation, 

"an independent agency of the United States government, who provided about $1.1 billion in funding for the research over the past 40 years."

But I must say, 

I always wanted one of those laser pointy sticks for myself! 

I would use it to set up my wobbly telescope, 

pointing to the Moon.

This is,

Gravitational Waves Are Kind Of Small I Hear So I Am Using A Long Board When I Go Surfing,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign of?” 

- Albert Einstein -

That's my story and I'm sticking to it because it's all true!

If anyone ever has a charitable, medical, or any kind of fund raising event that they would like me to Post here on this Blog, please feel free to leave a Comment at the bottom of this Post and I'll be happy to give you my support. I lost a good friend to cancer last year and a another to the oxycontin, Drug Company induced, addiction. I would love to help anyone fight any disease.

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Okay, quiet class.

Did you think that once you have your

Doctorate,

Master's,

Bachelor's,

Associate's,

2 Year Degree,

Trade School,

or

High School Diploma

that you would be finished with learning?

Not if I have anything to say about it.

Okay,

quiet class.

Take out your text books

and turn to page 112358.

Oh,

aren't you the smart one.

Yes,

we are going to learn about the

Fibonacci Numbers.

"In mathematics, the Fibonacci numbers, commonly denoted F_n form a sequence, called the Fibonacci sequence, such that each number is the sum of the two preceding ones, starting from 0+1."
- Wikipedia -
"Fibonacci numbers are strongly related to the golden ratio: Binet's formula expresses the nth Fibonacci number in terms of n and the golden ratio, and implies that the ratio of two consecutive Fibonacci numbers tends to the golden ratio as n increases." 

Am I confusing you? 

Are you wondering what the heck is going on

and why would I bring up this subject?

The reason is,

because how beautiful this sequence of numbers are!

"They appear in biological settings, such as branching in trees, the arrangement of leaves on a stem, the fruit sprouts of a pineapple, the flowering of an artichoke, an uncurling fern and the arrangement of a pine cone's bracts." 

 

This is how you apply it.

 

Now isn't mathematics beautiful?

This is,

I Know,

What Is The Golden Ratio?

That Answer Will Be Taught In Another Class.

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“But in my opinion, all things in nature occur mathematically.”
- Rene Decartes -

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Texts I Send To My Kids

First, I would like to apologize to my reader who signed his Comment as

"Unknown". I finish every Post I write with;

Leave a Comment.

If it's worthy enough,

I'll answer you in a Post.

His comment was worthy enough but I didn't notice it right away because he signed it "Unknown". From November 29th, 2016 my Post called;

Pokemon Goes Into Conspiracy Overdrive 

and his comment; 

Unknown May 8, 2020 at 9:02 AM

i am browsing this website dailly, and get nice facts from here all the time.

Thank you.

*****

Now back to our show!

"This pandemic has body shamed me. I had to buy XL underwear yesterday!"😡

"Did you hear about the rash of pedicure salons getting robbed? They are calling it ClipToeMania!"

"I thought up a new drinking game. While watching Criminal Minds, every time someone gets murdered, we take a drink!"😃

"Spoiler! John Wick started killing people because a bad guy killed his dog in the first movie. Even though John kills more than 30 people in John Wick 3, people are asking, "Did the dog Live?'"😾

"What is the only country in the world not to record a single birth in the year 1983? The Vatican City!"

"Did you know that your nose is long enough that your eyes can see the end of it? It is your brain that blocks your eyes from noticing it. To prove it, close one eye and you will see the tip of your nose. Switch eyes and you will see it again!"

"The older I get, the more I want to eat chocolate!"

"JJ asked me who I liked best out of all my children. He said he knew that I love you all but who do I like the most. I said, "I dislike all of you equally!'"😂

"I was sitting on the couch when JJ came into room. He had with him the lighter we use to light birthday candles and the pot we use when we cook noodles. He puts the lighter under the pot and says, "I'm smoking pot!'"

"Now that I am old, I think about all the money I spent on beer over the years. If I had that money right now, think of all the beer I could buy!"😎

This is,

A Skunk, A Deer, And A Duck Went Out To Have A Beer In A Wisconsin Bar. When It Came Time To Pay The Skunk Didn't Have A Cent, The Deer Didn't Have A Buck, So It All Went On The Duck's Bill!

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
- Douglas Adams -

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