I Got Fired

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I Got Fired!

Last

Sunday

in my

Post

called

Still Loving Every Minute

I wrote that I just got a

Part Time Job

and I might be a little stressed for finding time to write on my

Blog.

Nothing to worry about now!

I have been replaced by a

Double X Chromosome!

 

 You see,

I was driving a

Divorced Male Friend

of mine to his

Court Ordered Counseling

due to him

Driving While Under The Influence.

I was happy to do it.

But,

once a

Woman

from the local

Casino

found out that he was paying someone to give him a ride,

she stepped in

and volunteered.

Being a

Heterosexual Male,

he couldn't help himself

but to fire me

and have the lady drive him.

Oh well.

It just goes to show you how

Men

think.

This is,

I Would Have Probably Done The Same Thing If I Was Single

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.”
- Mae West -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Exhausted In Front Of My Grandkid's School

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I want to bring up a problem that I believe is very hazardous to our children.

I have to pick up one of my grandchildren from school everyday to help out his parents while they are at work.

He gets out of school at 3:20pm

and I am usually there at 2:45pm to get a good parking spot.

The problem I see are the other grandparents

or parents who are at the school to get their kin.

They either park their cars

or form long lines in front of the school in order to get their child

and they leave their motors running.

Sometimes for longer than a half hour!

Not only are they helping climate change

but don't they see they are poisoning their own kids?

Dangers of Exhaust Fumes

By Mark Perry for HealthGuidance.com

"There probably isn’t a person on earth who isn’t aware of the fact that carbon monoxide poisoning can kill, and of course the number one source of carbon monoxide is from exhaust fumes. When listing the dangers of exhaust fumes, death from carbon monoxide poisoning falls at the top of the list. However, death from carbon monoxide poisoning is just one of many dangers to be concerned with. Some of the dangers of exhaust fumes are immediate while others happen over a longer period of time and consequently, are not as readily apparent."

These people are sitting there in their giant

SUVs

poisoning themselves,

the environment,

and all the kids coming out of school!

"In fact, some of the dangers of exhaust fumes hide silently in the background so that many people are not even aware of them. Study after study has proven that exhaust fumes are responsible for a number of physical maladies as well as being a danger to the environment."

I don't know a person,

except for the

President

who doesn't believe that

Global Warming

is changing the

Environment

for the worst

and that a lot of the

Health Crises

we face today is caused by these

Green House Gases!

"Unfortunately, as if carbon monoxide were not bad enough, there are a great number of the other pathogens that contribute to the dangers of exhaust fumes. Some of those toxins include sulfur dioxide, nitrogen dioxide, benzene, polycyclic hydrocarbons and formaldehyde. Each of those substances is a pathogen which can have severe consequences both immediately and over the long haul. Medical science has established that many of these substances have harmful effects on bone marrow, the spleen and even our lymph nodes. As a matter of fact, the circulatory system is especially vulnerable to the toxins in exhaust fumes. Studies have shown that many of these toxins have resulted in problems in the bloodstream such as anemia. Taking into consideration that carbon monoxide literally suffocates us it is no wonder that it deprives our bloodstream of oxygen necessary for so many vital functions within the body. Some of these toxins, especially carbon monoxide, literally produce damage on a cellular level which can lead to a number of cancers. Some of the other dangers of exhaust fumes include an exacerbation of heart disease due to hypertension and a degeneration of the cells which line blood vessels. Many of these pollutants found in exhaust fumes of course cause respiratory problems as well including, but not limited to, asthma. There is also evidence to suggest that pollutants in exhaust fumes also cause irreparable damage to the central nervous system."

This is,

Saying That You Should Turn Off Your Car While Stationary Because The Life You Save Could Be Mine

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“If we take all this actions and if it turns out not be true, we have reduced pollution and have better ways to live, the downside is very small. The other way around, and we don’t act, and it turns out to be true, then we have betrayed future generations and we don’t have the right to do that.”
- Tony Blair -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Still Loving Every Minute

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I just got a part-time job,

so it will be hard to write something everyday.

I hope you read

or re-read some of my

Flash Fiction Stories,

Poetry,

and watch my

Music Videos.

Today I have a

Post

from

November 11th 2016

called

Loving Every Minute Of Our Relationship.

*****

Does this ever happen to you?

Where you are driving along in your car with your

Wife,

or

Spouse,

or

Girlfriend,

or

Boyfriend,

or

Life Partner,

or

Significant Other,

or

Whomever,

and a song like

Bruno Mars' Grenade

comes on the radio,

and you both sing along?

Then,

when the song is done,

they turn off the radio

and ask you,

"Would you jump on a grenade for me?"

This happened to me.

My answer?

"Sure, if the pin is still in it."

I probably could have gotten away with just saying that,

but I had to keep talking.

"If that ever happened, I would have to re-evaluate our relationship. Like, why are people throwing grenades at you. Sure, you are pretty and petite, but what happened in your past that would make people throw explosives your way?"

After about twenty minutes of the

Silent Treatment,

out of the blue she asks,

"Would you stand in front of a train for me?"

I said,

"Hell no!"

I sleep on the couch now.

This is,

Loving Every Minute Of Our Relationship,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love!”
- Victor Hugo -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Okay Boomer!

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When did I become the establishment?

The yesterday I was asked

"What is a Boomer?"

when I mentioned it in my last

Post

called

Poet-Songwriter.

Yes,

the person who asked is not from

Generation Z.

 "Okay Boomer"

is a worldwide phenomenon said to be;

"A dismissive retort often used to disregard or mock Baby Boomers and those who are perceived as old-fashioned and being out-of-touch." From Smol Nozomi on Knowyourmeme.com

Yeah,

I knew it was coming.

I remember when my kids were little

and I was their

"Hero!"

Then,

somewhere along the line,

when they became older,

I became

"Daddy Duh!"

 Now I'm dismissed as if I don't know anything about what kind of struggles they are going through and how to help them.

"Life was so much easier for you in your day?"

Yeah,

right.

This is,

Saying,

Giving Advice When It Wasn't Asked For Is Just Pestering Your Children,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
- Will Rogers -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Thanks again.

Poet-Songwriter

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You probably haven't heard about this

Poet-Songwriter,

named

Dan Bull,

if you are a

Boomer

like me.

But he is chronicling history

and what this generation is interested in with his music.

Here is one of my favorite songs by him

and it's about one of my heroes,

John Lennon.

Unfortunately,

I've lived through this next song.

This is,

Wishing We Had Youtube When I Was Playing

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“If you like nerds, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards.”
- Violet Haberdasher -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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