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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Thursday, November 21, 2019

I Got Fired


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I Got Fired!
Last
Sunday
in my
Post
called
I wrote that I just got a
Part Time Job
and I might be a little stressed for finding time to write on my
Blog.
Nothing to worry about now!
I have been replaced by a
Double X Chromosome!
 Image result for xx chromosome
 You see,
I was driving a
Divorced Male Friend
of mine to his
Court Ordered Counseling
due to him
Driving While Under The Influence.
I was happy to do it.
But,
once a
Woman
from the local
Casino
found out that he was paying someone to give him a ride,
she stepped in
and volunteered.
Being a
Heterosexual Male,
he couldn't help himself
but to fire me
and have the lady drive him.
Oh well.
It just goes to show you how
Men
think.
This is,
I Would Have Probably Done The Same Thing If I Was Single
Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.”
- Mae West -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!


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