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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a weekly basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Bringing Back "The Experiment"

Help Me Write - "THE EXPERIMENT!"

My idea for a story is;
I write the opening sentence or two,
In Red,
then someone should write the next sentence or two to the story in the comments below.
I'll update the story with what you wrote,
In Green.

If I haven't added anything to the story when you read it look to see if there are any Comments below, press the link where it says 1 or more Comments, and add your idea to the latest one. I'll put up everyone's writing and add my part when I can!

You can write just one or two sentences,
or write a paragraph.
Nothing longer please.
Hopefully,
other people will contribute
and so on.
I would love to get as many
Readers-Writers
contributing to the story as possible.
Please,
no extreme vulgarity
and no blatant sexual content.
I reserve the right to do all the rewrites.
Open to suggestions,
of course.
If it turns out to be a good read,
I'll publish a
Free eBook
with everyone's name listed as contributing
Authors!
OK,
here it goes.
I hope it's not too confusing
and I hope to see plenty of contributors.
Have fun.


The Experiment.

   "It makes perfect sense to spend every last cent you have to get the scent you need." Says Michelle Beaussart. CEO and Founder of the prestigious fragrance company, Paris Amour Parfum.
   Michelle is talking to a group of possible investors, during a luncheon, at the Le Jules Verne Restaurant, on top of the Eiffel Tower. 
   "May I request a volunteer for a brief demonstration?" Michelle asks as she picks up the jet black bottle of perfume and smiles inwardly.
   She can sense the skepticism in the air from these doubters, but, because of her past experience and success, she is sure that all the top leaders in the industry will succumb to her new, revolutionary perfume and healthcare product, all packaged in one tiny black bottle.
  "I'll try," says a young petite woman with an American accent.
  Michelle looks strangely at the girl and asks, "Who are you and how did you get an invitation?"
  "I believe you know exactly who I am and have been anticipating this day for a quite a while." Says the young girl.
  Michelle is stunned, taken off guard. Can it be the daughter she gave up for adoption before her freshman year of college?
  The room grew eerily silent. With all eyes on her, Michelle just stood at the head of the table, with a dazed look to her face, not knowing what to say.
  "Come on Mom. I want to be your first test subject."
  Michelle scanned the girl, then the investors, and the girl again. Eyes flitted away anxiously as they met Michelle's, and returned once out of her focus. Only the girl's gaze held. "May we have the room please," Michelle addressed the crowd.
   As soon as everyone leaves, except for the girl who claims to be her daughter, Michelle asks, "What do you want?"


This is,
Thanking Everyone Who Contributed On An Earlier Post Of The Experiment
and All The New People Who Will Be Contributing,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect."
- Anaïs Nin - 

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Monday, October 21, 2019

Influencing People With Spinner

Some more fun from the world of technology.
Have you ever wanted to subliminally influence your
Boss,
Friends,
Partner,
Parents,
or
Kids?
Now you can,
if they have a
Facebook
account!
"Influencing people on Facebook doesn’t have to be rocket science: The Spinner, a U.K. startup, claims it will target an individual Facebook user with ads designed to sway their behavior for only $29. With the ads, The Spinner aims to help individuals persuade colleagues, friends, and family members to change their ways, whether it’s convincing a partner to increase intimacy or swaying a parent’s opinion on buying a pet."

I checked out their website
and they must have raised their prices since this article was written because now the starting price is $49 dollars!

"Here’s how it works: For $29, you can target a Facebook user with a set of 10 different articles, which are shown to them 180 times within a 90-day period. Once you choose your campaign (The Spinner’s site has 12 different campaigns) and pay, The Spinner will send you a normal-looking link. Next, you can send the link to your targeted Facebook user in a text message. When they press the link, the cookie connected to the link bonds to their smartphone, so they’ll keep seeing similar articles during the three-month window."
Come on,
I dare you.
Try influencing me to stop writing stories that are
Liberal,
Political,
and
Self Righteous.
Getting me to stick with the
Poems,
Flash Fiction,
and
Short Stories
I make up!
I dare you!

This is,
Telling You It Could Never Happen
My Kids Say I Am Too Opinionated
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“It is a subliminal thing. It is the tick of a clock that has ticked so long one no longer notices.”
- Ray Bradbury -


That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Sunday, October 20, 2019

Project Implicit

I have a new website where it can help you determine on how you feel about certain prejudices.
It has 14 different kinds of tests you can take.
Everything from how you feel about
Race,
Gender,
Age,
Weight,
the
President,
and so on.
I found out that I don't have a preference between
European Americans
over
Asian Americans
probably because I married a
Pacific Islander.
I also found out that I prefer
John F. Kennedy
as a
President
than
Donald Trump.
I also took the
Race Test
telling me I still have some work to do on this subject even though I have friends who are
Black.
But that is why I take these tests.
Besides trying to improve my mind everyday,
I'm always trying to improve my character,
and help make this world a better place.
Now,
I would like to challenge you to take of few of these tests
and see if you surprise yourself on how you really feel about things deep down.
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This is,
Betting On Blaise Pascal's Wager
Jim Hauenstein,

And,


"A rational person should live as though God exists and seek to believe in God. If God does not actually exist, such a person will have only a finite loss, whereas he stands to receive infinite gains in Heaven and avoid infinite losses in Hell.

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Saturday, October 19, 2019

Crispr cas9

I know,
I know.
You want to join in on all the fun!
You want to see if you can get your own
Spider Silk
from
Goat's Milk.
What you need is your own
that's all.
What can a
Crisper
do for you?
CRISPR-Cas9 is a unique technology that enables geneticists and medical researchers to edit parts of the genome? by removing, adding or altering sections of the DNA? sequence.
Now won't you be the life of the party once you splice your
DNA
with some of a
Geckos DNA's
which helps him
or her with their
You'll be climbing the walls without the help of any pharmaceuticals.

This is,
Telling You Can Get Your Own eBook
A Comprehensive Guide For Beginners
From
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“DNA is like a computer program but far, far more advanced than any software ever created.”
- Bill Gates -


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Thursday, October 17, 2019

Still Not Allowed To Be Within 500 Feet Of My Neighbor's House

Still editing my
Short Stories,
Flash Fiction,
and my new
Book.
So,
for your reading pleasure,
here is a
Post
from
October 16th 2016
called

I really need to stop doing these Post on my phone.
I hate this color!
*****
I have designated
Sunday,
the day of rest,
as my day to tie up
Loose Ends,
do rebuttals to any
Comments
left on my
Posts,
and
fill in the blanks on
or
of stories I forgot to write about.
They say in life,
and I do not know who they are,
"If you are fortunate to live a long life, you have stages later in life where parts of it seem to be missing."
It begins when you don't remember to do something you were supposed to do,
and then you are labeled with
Absent-mindedness.
People will say you are becoming
Senile
after a certain age for searching for your car keys while they are in your hand.
You get a few gray hairs
and your forgetfulness turns into
Dementia.
Finally,
you forget to put your pants on when you wake up in the morning
and you get the label of having
Alzheimer's!
Let me ask you this with a sound mind and body.
Who here,
in this
Great Country
of ours,
hasn't gone into the neighbor's house after a night of partying,
fallen asleep,
and gone through the dresser drawers looking for a pair pants when they wake up?
You are all a bunch of lairs if I am the only one!
The reason I might forget something is because my mind is like a computer.
I have so much useless stuff stored up in there,
that when I forget to clean out my
Mind's Cache,
it has no room for new information.
Like wearing pants!

This is,
Not Allowed To Be Within 500 Feet Of My Neighbor's House,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”
- Criss Jami, -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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