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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a weekly basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Monday, September 5, 2016

Making Sure I Answer Every Comment With The Truth

From now on I am going to use
Sunday
as my day to tie up loose ends from the week before.
Like saying my side of a story for any
Comments
left during the week.
Or,
if I need to clarify a point from one of my
Posts.
And I am determined to do this,
starting next week.
So on this beautiful
I am going to respond to some
Comments
left on two of my
Posts.
Who do you think was brave enough to
Comment?
Yes,
it is from the infamous,
"The Jeff!"

On my Post;


"The News As We See It is in hiatus. I'm still recovering from my encounter with the Weeping Angels."

In that Post,
I claimed that the recent
noise that the orginization got overzealous about,
wasn't
ET
sending out radio-waves because there is an advance civilization somewhere in our
Galaxy,
but it was from an annotator of mine answering from his
Tardis.
He is giving me all the excuses that he can on why the
Hit YouTube Channel;
has not released episode three!
I call it
"My Hometown News"
because it is from my
Hometown,
my
Friends
are the
Newscasters,
and I wanted the hundreds of
Followers
of theirs to get confused
and have to come to my
Blog
to link up to their site.
I underestimated the intelligence of all those
Country Bumpkins
who watch their channel
Religiously
though.
And since I had inside information from the writer himself,
that another episode was in the works,
I was pretty confident that it would be out soon.
Now,
the
Head Honcho
says the series is on hiatus!
Isn't that what they said about the original
I can't wait for
The News As We See It - The Movie!

On my Post;


he said;

"Wow we finally agree on something. I must be drunk."

I would prefer if you would read the Post yourselves,
instead of me trying to explain what it is all about.
I do believe it is an important one
and after you read it,
if you do not agree,
leave a Comment.

Since,
this is a breakthrough for two side of a different fence,
to come together
and agree upon a signal point,
I went through all of my old photo collections I've obtain through the years of all the
Political Rallies
that I have attended.
This particular photo I dedicate to
"The Jeff."
It was during my late night interview of
Donald Trump
at his home.


This is,
Making Sure I Answer Every Comment With The Truth,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Popular culture is a place where pity is called compassion, flattery is called love, propaganda is called knowledge, tension is called peace, gossip is called news, and auto-tune is called singing.” 

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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or do not like what you see.
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or leave a Comment,
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Thanks for reading.




Love Her Two Times





Men who have sex once a month or less have a risk of developing heart disease that's 45 percent greater than that of guys who do it two or three times a week, a study in the American Journal of Cardiology reveals.


Now that is some good news!

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Admiring An App

Being a Parent.....
Yes,
I was allowed to procreate.
Being a Parent,
in the past,
I had to force my children to go outside for
One Hour A Day.
They didn't constantly watch
TV
like my generation did.
They sat in front of their
Computers,
Game Consoles,
and
Cell Phones
all day.
I always had computers around the house for my children to use since I new that was the future.
I didn't mind the younger children learning how to use them,
even before they were old enough to go to school.
Unfortunately,
for the older three,
they were born before computers became affordable.
My younger four though,
enjoyed their technology so much,
they started the habit of never going outside
and just played games on those three devices I've mentioned.
So,
being a concerned
Parent,
I forced my younger kids to go outside for an hour once a day.
Now that my youngest is 17 years old,
I no longer have to worry about it.
Like all kids growing up,
the older they get,
the less time they want to be at home.
And as it should be.
Luckily for today's Parents,
there is a sensation going on right now where those worries won't arise.
It's called
The smartest thing the developers did with this
App,
was to set up most of characters around
City,
County,
and
State Parks.
We have a
Duck Pond
here in the
City of Temecula
and every weekend I see hundreds of people walking around it to find
Pokemons.
I see families together looking for
Pokemons.
I see couples looking for
Pokemons.
I see teenagers looking for
Pokemons.
And I see kids looking for
Pokemons
in every
Park
I go to.
People are actually spending time together outside because of this one
App.
You Go Pokemon Go!

 This is,
Admiring An App That Wasn't Around During Mine And My Kid's Younger Days,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I want to fall backwards into a pit of bio-luminescent Pokémon!”
- Megan Boyle, -


That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Saturday, September 3, 2016

The 5 Best Posts Of August, 2016

Oh yes.
I have heard it all before.
The first thing that goes is the mind.
But in my case,
it was the hair first,
then the waist line,
and now the little mouse spinning the big wheel inside my head,
which forces all the other gears to spin,
has decided to take a lunch break.
Yes,
I forgot again to do the
5 Best Posts of The Month
on the last day of the month.
This time it is August!
So,
without anymore excuses of why I forgot,
here are
The 5 Best Posts Of August, 2016!

The 5th Best Post of August, 2016 is;
It Is A Tie!
So The 5th & 4th Best Posts of August, 2016 are;
(And You Can Flip Them Back And Forth Between Either Place!)

&

Just Don't Take My Word For It
Is a Post about, after a Comment stated that I needed to see "Clinton Cash" if I was to be fair about pointing fingers between the Republican Candidate taking foreign money during his campaign and the Democratic Candidate getting foreign money for her campaign to become the President of these United States. To Be fair, I even put the whole documentary, "Clinton Cash," on this Post so anyone can see both sides of this issue.

One More Thing To Say!
Is a rebuttal to Commentator Jeff about what he humorously said on another Post of mine called,  Chester Cat For President. He stated that he wanted to bring back "The Bull Moose Party." But, to my understanding, they are still around. They have been loosing followers though, ever since their mentor, Theodore Roosevelt died!

The 3rd Best Post of August, 2016 is;

Is a Post where I try to explain why I sometimes get carried away with talking about Politics on this Blog, when I should be writing new Flash Fiction stories, and how proud I am to the fact that, A-L-I-V, a Short Story I wrote, is the most viewed and read Post ever, on my Blog. Thank you.

The 2nd Best Post of August, 2016 is;

A more personal Post then most, where I talk about how I recently felt close to death while sick in bed with my COPD disease. How I believe our essence or soul is eternal and we move on to a different plane of existence when we die.

The Number 1 Best Post of August 2016 is;

Where I talk about how recently it seems I only have two people who Comment on my different Posts. One, who is a heckler type and another, who is witty and can even be profound sometimes. Even though we are on different sides of the Political fence. One sentence explains it all in this Post; "The only bad thing that can come out of not Commenting is, Your Opinion Will Not Be Heard!

Well, there you have it.
Three days late,
but always fun to go back
and reminisce about the good times we have shared together this past month.
Arrivederci

This is,
Looking Forward To Once Again Coming Up With Hard Hitting Flash Fiction Stories To Entertain You In The Month Of September,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

 
“It is not enough that we do our best; sometimes we must do what is required.”
- Winston S. Churchill -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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or do not like what you see.
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Thanks for reading.

Friday, September 2, 2016

My Father, Brother, And Son-In-Law Are True Heroes

I have the feeling,
because the numbers show on my viewership counter,
that not everyone agrees with my opinion.
Imagine that.
I don't seem to have the kind of viewers who like to tell me by
Commenting
if I am right,
wrong,
or way out of line on some of the opinions I spout out here.
Spoiler Alert.
He comes another outrageous opinion from the shocking one himself.
TwoBuckHowie!
No,
this wasn't an excuse to get my mug shot out on my Blog again.
I am going to talk about some serious stuff here.
Here is the serious stuff.
I hate,
with a passion,
when
Sports Announcers
or
Athletes
say before a
Sporting Event
that they are going to
War!
That these
Heroes
are going to make
History!
SPORTS
is nothing like going to
War!
It doesn't even compare.
And real
Heroes,
we celebrate them on
Memorial Day!
Stop using the metaphor
Sports Reporters
and
Athletes.
The only recent
Sports Figure
I can think of as a
Hero
is
Pat Tillman!

Pat Tillman

Tillman became an instant hero when he turned down a multi-million dollar contract extension with the Cardinals to enlist in the Army shortly after the 9/11 attacks. He was killed by friendly fire.

This is,
Celebrating My Father, Brother, And Son-In-Law As True Heroes Since They Served In The Armed Forces,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Heroes are made by the paths they choose, not the powers they are graced with.”
 - Brodi Ashton -

That is my Opinion and I am sticking to it!

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or do not like what you see.
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or leave a Comment,
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Thursday, September 1, 2016

The Green Bay Packers Are Going To The Super Bowl

Every person in the
United States of America
knows how important the upcoming
NFL Football Season
 is.
It is comparable to the
Soccer Leagues
of
Asia,
Africa,
Europe,
South,
and
Central America.
Not the violence in the stands,
mind you,
but the fervent fever the spectator has for his team.
So,
you say you want to bet on the upcoming
NFL Season,
but your past exploits show you bet with your heart
and not with your mind?
Well,
I have the answer for you.
Just listen to me!
Stop laughing!
I am serious!
OK,
I had a
Premonition.
And I am here to tell you one of the two teams who are going to play on
Sunday, February 5th 2017
at the
Super Bowl,
are the
Green Bay Packers!
Are you laughing again?
I am saying they are going to be in the
Super Bowl,
but I am not sure they are going to win.
So bet on their games during the regular season.
You see,
yesterday,
I asked my Dad,
who lives in the
to save the
Sports Pages
 from the
after every
Green Bay Packers 
regular season game.
Win or Loose.
My Dad said he would.
(Yes, the Milwaukee * Wisconsin Journal Sentinel couldn't make up their mind what they wanted to be known as!)
The last time I had this premonition was during the
1994 NFL Football Season,
where I saved every sports page from
I saved those pages because I had this feeling that the
 were going to the
Super Bowl.
And I was right.
The funny thing about that whole situation?
After the
Chargers
got blown out by the
49 to 26,
I was so upset,
that I threw all those sports pages away!
I know,
what was I thinking!?!!???

This is,
Going To Save Every Last Sports Page About The Green Bay Packers This Year Because They Are Going To The Super Bowl,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I was so raw I didn't know about the Lambeau Leap-a Packer player celebrates catching a touchdown by leaping into the stands. It was started by Leroy Butler years before and has been copied by players all over the league. Don't be fooled, though. The only legitimate Lambeau Leap is celebrated by a Packer at Lambeau Field.”
- Donald Driver -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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or do not like what you see.
Set up my Blog as your Homepage,
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or leave a Comment,
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Thanks for reading.