Is Anybody Alive Out There?

I know I promised to update my new plot for my new story the next day, but come on, nobody alive is reading this Blog.
I'm still about two thousand words away from finishing, "Why Should I Die!"
I believe that title will stick. 

You will see the title up on the right hand side right under my other stories, Benched and A-L-I-V.

Can't wait to finish my newest story.
Thanks for checking in.

Jim 

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Coming Home From The Hospital

 I would like to announce that my imagination has come back to me.

I know when your brain is oxygen deprived, it is supposed to damage it.

Unfortunately, good or bad, the opposite has always happened to me.

Drink coffee, I fall asleep.

Eat candy, I lose weight.

Use protection, I end up with seven kids!

Well, maybe the candy part isn't true.

Lose oxygen to the brain and I come up with a new story idea.

It will be posted here later when I finish it and after I enter a writer's contest with it.

I'll update you tomorrow on its basic plot.

See you tomorrow! Two Buck Howie

If you know me, you can see that I'm happy, healthy, and excited to be alive writing again.

I used my old nick name to sign off!

Jim Hauenstein

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Hello all my Ghostly Followers!

It is Saturday, of course.

One day after one week of being admitted to the Hospital.

I'm out now, resting at home.

It was a very scary asthma attack that sidelined me. I want to thank all the wonderful people at the Rancho Springs Hospital in Murrieta.

If it wasn't for the quick response by the ambulance team and the hospital staff, I would be speaking to you from beyond the grave today!

And we all know how hard that is!

Thank you Rancho Springs!

Jim

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Barron Von Avocado

There once was a curious fellow,

Who couldn't leave them alone.

His brain turned a dark kind of yellow,
Greed I think,

Because he wouldn't leave them alone.

The Law said
You need to be mellow,
Young man,

But the Buyers promise him a big fat loan.

The Judge said, "Go directly to jail!

Stolen Avocados, are not yours to own!"

***** 
This
Poem
is about an actually person named
Barron.
I read his story in the
North County Times Newspaper.
For years he would go around,
late at night,
and steal
Avocados
from the local
Orchards
to sell them to local
Restaurants.
Which is illegal by both parties.
He needed the money for a drug habit.
The reason why he was in the
Local Newspaper
is because they put out an inquiry to anyone who knew about the growing epidemic of
Avocado Theft In San Diego County.
He not only got his picture in the
Newspaper,
but he admitted to stealing the equivalent of about
$50.00 Per Day Of Avocados.
(Avocados have a growing, then ripening season, just like grapes.)
He was selling them at
25 Cents Each!
Two days later,
after the story broke,
a follow up story told how the
Police
had arrested him after seeing the article
and were trying to charge him for a
“Third Strike Grand Larceny."

This is,
Wondering How Some People Think
TwoBuckHowie

And

“The law, as manipulated by clever and highly respected rascals, still remains the best avenue for a career of honorable and leisurely plunder.”
- Gabriel Chevallier -

That is my poem and I am sticking to it!

Some of you might have seen a version of this poem from January 24th, 2013.

It is a short poem but it is a true story.

I personally new Barron,

and I am better off not having him around any more.

You can't trust people who steal items,

no matter how convincing they are.

Even when they tell you that they are your friend.

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I didn't have time today to write something new because I am painting part of the kitchen.

Well, well, well.

I'm surrounded by Filipino's!

They won't stop talking Tagalog.

And their voices get louder and louder.

I'm going to retreat into my shell of writing!

Bye!

TwoBuckHowie

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