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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Coming Home From The Hospital

 I would like to announce that my imagination has come back to me.
I know when your brain is oxygen deprived, it is supposed to damage it.
Unfortunately, good or bad, the opposite has always happened to me.
Drink coffee, I fall asleep.
Eat candy, I lose weight.
Use protection, I end up with seven kids!
Well, maybe the candy part isn't true.
Lose oxygen to the brain and I come up with a new story idea.
It will be posted here later when I finish it and after I enter a writer's contest with it.
I'll update you tomorrow on its basic plot.
See you tomorrow! Two Buck Howie
If you know me, you can see that I'm happy, healthy, and excited to be alive writing again.
I used my old nick name to sign off!

Jim Hauenstein

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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