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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

I Will Persevere

   If you haven't notice, I lost my right to have advertising on my Blog. Google hasn't told me what I have done wrong but sent me a link to pages, upon pages, to read to clear up the problem. I have been going though all the legal wording and going my back catalog of posts to see where the problem lies. So far, my guess is, they changed the EULA recently and I missed reading the email. But, I will persevere.
   Here is a little humor to tied you over until I fix the problem from my post on January 2nd of 2021 titled Start Laughing
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 278 Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh
    
Did you know it takes a Mother years and years of careful manipulation to educate and raise her son properly? But it will only take a girlfriend 30 seconds to make him stupid?

God created the Heavens and the Earth. Everything else is made in China!
 
What is an Astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The Space Bar!

Women are like a new computer virus. They ENTER your life. SEARCH through your pockets. SHIFT your balance. CONTROL your life. And when you become an old version, DELETE you from their system.

I have been told, that if I keep drinking beer the way I do, I will become fat!
Beer doesn't make you fat! It makes you LEAN! Up against tables, chairs, walls, and ugly people!

Two Irish Men were walking past a bar. I know, I can't believe either!

I asked my wife the other day, "What is your favorite book in the World?"
She said, "Your checkbook."

What is green, rectangle, and has a head on it that drives women wild? A Fifty Dollar Bill!

I have been called a grouch by a lot of people. Its not that I am anti-social. Some days I'm just not user friendly!

This is
Me
Laughing All The Way To The Bank
TwoBuckHowie

And

“I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.” - Audrey Hepburn -
 
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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