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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, January 8, 2023

I Believe In Dad Jokes

Yes I do.
I believe in Dad Jokes because I have been doing them way before I even had kids.
They were called "awful" back then.
But now my corny jokes are acceptable among the populace and my family because they fall under that comedic category and worldwide phenomena called,
"Dad Jokes!"
Let me show you what I mean.
 
An old friend saw me at the library yesterday and asked, "Jim you like to read? Do you have any favorite books?" I said, "Yes. 1984." He replied, "Wow, that's a lot!"
 
Where do zombies go to swim? - The Dead Sea.
 
I went to see my Doctor today and told her, "Doc, I think I'm addicted to Tik Tok!" My Doctor said, "Sorry, I don't follow you."

What do you get when you add a Christmas tree to an iPhone? - A Pine-Apple!

What did the zero say to the number eight? - Nice belt
 
Bad Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Grin!) | Reader's Digest
 
This is,
I Have Pages Of This Stuff
And Half Of Them I Made Up Myself
Jim Hauenstein
 
And,
 
 That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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Be kind to everyone
 
I'll be seeing you
 
*****
 
The day after I wrote the humorous post 
 Meta was fined over
for
"Targeting Ads."
 Now that's funny!


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