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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Thursday, December 29, 2022

The Best Holiday Out Of The Three Day Holiday Season

Did you know that when someone tells you,
"Happy Holidays"
they are referring to the three Holidays in a row at the end of the year?
What?
You say there are only two?
Well, you would be wrong my friend.
   The first "Holiday" is actually a combination of the different Holidays celebrated by the diversity of human beings living in the World. It's either called Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Soyal, Boxing Day, and so on.
   The third "Holiday" is celebrated by almost everyone in the World and that day is called New Year's Eve in English.
   But the second "Holiday," the most important "Holiday" out of the three seems to be only remembered by a chosen few these days. Some say they are a cult, but I say they are
"The Righteous Ones"
who follow a higher calling. What is this most important "Holiday" almost forgotten by time you ask?
It's My Birthday!
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This is,
 Always Ready To Celebrate This Most Important Of Days
Jim Hauenstein

And

“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” - Bob Hope -
 
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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"Happy Holidays Everyone!"  

 

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