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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Thursday, September 8, 2022

Medical Practice

Here are some observations I made recently.
 
When I went in to see my Doctor I said, "Hey Doc, I accidentally swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills!" She asked, "Are all your medical bills paid in full?" I said, "Yes Doc they are." Then she told me to go home, have a few drinks, and get some rest.
A young and beautiful doctor in a library smiling happy and holding books after doing a search and after studying. Free Stock Video Footage Download Clips expertise
Did you hear about the newest "High Tech" they are using in the delivery room? It' cordless!
 
I found out the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer while I was there. The taste.
 
Isn't it a little bit unnerving that Doctors call what they do,
"A Practice!"
 
At least I know I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.
 
I started complaining about this pain I was having to my doctor and she said, "We've run every test we can think of and the results show you're out of money."
 
What I would like to know is, what do you call a doctor who finishes last in his medical class? Answer: A Doctor.

This is
Me Hoping My Doctor Has A Sense Of Humor Before She Cuts Me Open
Jim Hauenstein

And

“Doctors are great--as long as you don't need them.”
- Edward Rosenbaum -
 
 
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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