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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Tuesday, June 21, 2022

Here Is A Taste Of My New Book Coming Out This Fall

News at Eleven

Words: 65,623

THE KING’S ENGLISH EDITION


Written by James Hauenstein


Edited by Mary Ellen Littmann


Illusion by James Hauenstein


Graded by Mary Ellen Littmann


Idea by James Hauenstein


Told to participate in Class by Mary Ellen Littmann


Hair by James Hauenstein


Teacher of the Month Honor Mary Ellen Littmann


Teeth Cleaning by James Hauenstein


Silver Medalist in the Luge Competition

Mary Ellen Littmann


Personal Hygiene by James Hauenstein


Her Name has been Changed to Protect the Innocent

Mary Ellen Littmann


PUBLISHED BY:

James Hauenstein on Papier-mache


Comma Hater Mary Ellen Littmann


Copyright © 2022 by James Hauenstein


All Royalties are going to Mary Ellen Littmann - Not!


Who is James Hauenstein,

and where did he find this Mary Ellen Littmann


This book is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This book may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.


This book is a work of Fiction. The use of Historical Figures, Political Organizations, Religious Groups, Rock Groups, Medical Institutions, Topographical Locations and Events are not necessarily depicted accurately, but from the imagination of the Author. Any other resemblance to people used in this story, living or dead, or places, events, or locales is purely coincidental. All other characters, places, events, and locales are the product of the Author’s imagination and used fictitiously.

 

Sumerian language - Wikipedia 

This is,
Just The Beginning
Jim Hauenstein

And

“The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it.” - J. M. Barrie -
 
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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