I Need Some Time

Here is an update.

01/18/2021

My wife is back in the hospital so I will be taking a week off.

If it is in your soul to do so,

pray for my wife to recover.

Thank you.

*****

I need a few days before I write again.

My wife just got out of the hospital.

I need to take care of her.

 

This is,

I Also Write On My Blog For Therapy

Jim Hauenstein

 

 

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I Saw My First One

I just saw my very first

UFO 

last night.

It came out of nowhere,

flew right in front of me,

from left to right,

almost hitting the bridge of my nose.

I am not lying.

It got that close to me!

The

Oxford Languages Dictionary

defines

UFOs

as;

"A mysterious object seen in the sky for which, it is claimed, no orthodox scientific explanation can be found."

Not one dictionary that I looked at

or in

Wikipedia

did I see anywhere that an

UFO

has to be some giant craft like we see in the movies.

My

UFO

could have been some kind of satellite

or probe sent by a technological advanced

Alien Race

of beings to see what the

Hell

is going on,

On The Earth!

Wait,

what?

My daughter is trying to tell me something so hold on.

Really?

That's what happened?

Sorry to report that I was sleep walking last night.

My wife thought I was a burglar

and threw a frying pan at my face.

I guess that is why my face hurts!

This is,

Still Looking To The Skies For My First UFO

Jim Hauenstein

And,

“Even if the aliens are short, dour, and sexually obsessed—if they’re here, I want to know about them.” - Carl Sagan -

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Great Day For Me

It is a great day,

for me today.

Two things have brought joy in my life recently

and one of them I forgot to tell you about.

First thing is,

I had a biopsy done on

Friday

and found out I do not have cancer!

Yippee!

 Second is,

on my birthday last

December 29th

I received a

CD

from my brother when I was playing in the band

The Uncalled 4.

That was a short lived group

but with the same musicians I had played with over the years.

And no,

I was not in the

California Band

of the same name.

This was during the mid to late eighties,

before I moved out here.

Unfortunately my new laptop doesn't have a

CD Rom

in it so I can only watch it on my

Xbox

right now.

Plus,

I have to ask one of my kids to put it on their computer so I can get it on my

YouTube Channel.

Hopefully I'll be able to get it on there sometime soon.

This is,

The Great Days I Have Always Overwhelm The Bad Days In My Life

Jim Hauenstein

 

And,

 

 
“There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.”
- Lawrence Welk -

 

 

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It Is A Sad Day For The United States

After our

Presidential Election

was over I decided that I should put to rest all talk of

Politics

on this

Blog

for two years until the

Midterm Elections.

But the orange psycho still living in the

White House

just won't go away peacefully.

I want to be perfectly clear here,

This Is All About Trump Ruining The Country

because he is upset that he lost the election

and

Making Himself Look Great Again

by spreading his hate message to his delusional followers.

This man started the riot with his speech,

where he told the crowd that they should march right down to

Capitol Hill

and stop

Congress

from certifying the election.

He said he would be there with them,

but of course,

he was nowhere to be found except probably hiding away in his little bunker. He should be put in jail,

not just impeached for inciting a riot.

He has disenchanted our

Allies,

made us the laughing stock of the World,

took children away from their families,

and as of today,

let 361,000 people die covid-19 because he doesn't care for a single person in this country except his narcissistic self.

This is what the world thinks of our leader.

And I don't blame them.

 This is,

I Am Outraged And Ashamed That Some Of My Fellow United State Citizens

Have Fallen Rhetoric Adolf Hitler Once Used

Jim Hauenstein

 

And,

 

“Through clever and constant application of propaganda, people can be made to see paradise as hell, and also the other way round, to consider the most wretched sort of life as paradise.” - Adolf Hitler -

 

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Space Out On These

 

The 12 Strangest Objects in the Universe

The strangest objects we’ve left on the Moon

 

 This is,

Having To Continue My Epic Journey Of Waiting In Line Today Since AAA's Internet Stopped Working Right Before I Got Inside

Jim Hauenstein

And,

“NASA gives you the freedom to dream.” - Anthony T. Hincks -

 

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The Masters Of Disguise

Life is getting in the way again.

Doing things,

like registering 2 vehicles used to take about an hour,

now it takes all day.

First I have to go to my brother-in-laws house to pick up his recycling.

He is handicap so I like helping him out.

Then I'll be going over to

AAA 

to register my vehicles.

But I didn't want to leave you empty handed without posting something today.

We have all heard about,

or you should look it up,

the movie

Argo

starring

Ben Affleck.

The true story of

CIA

operative

Antonio Mendez,

and a very good movie.

Who knew the

CIA

would let a couple of retired operatives have their own website!

The Master Of Disguise.

You can buy their books directly from their site.

Of course,

there will be no more upcoming book signings.

Unfortunately,

Mr. Mendez

died in 2019.

But his legacy lives on.

 This is,

Going To Wait In Line

Jim Hauenstein

 

And,

 

 
“The Agency's job is keeping secrets. You could ask about the weather, and they would neither confirm or deny that there IS weather.”
- Pamela Clare -

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The Next Few Words You Say Could Be Hazardous

Does this ever happen to you?

Where you are driving along in your car with your

Wife,

or

Spouse,

or

Girlfriend,

or

Boyfriend,

or

Life Partner,

or

Significant Other,

or

Whomever,

and a song like

Bruno Mars' Grenade

comes on the radio,

and you both sing along?

Then,

when the song is done your better half turns off the radio

and ask you,

"Would you jump on a grenade for me?"

This happened to me.

My answer?

"Sure, if the pin is still in it."

I probably could have gotten away with it just saying that,

but I had to keep talking.

"If that ever happened, I would have to re-evaluate our relationship. Like, why are people throwing grenades at you? Sure, you are pretty and petite, but what happened in your past that would make people throw explosives your way?"

After about twenty minutes of the

Silent Treatment,

out of the blue she asks,

"Would you stand in front of a train for me?"

I said,

"Hell no!"

I sleep on the couch now.

This is,

Loving Every Minute Of Our Relationship,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love!”
- Victor Hugo -

 

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Start Laughing

Did you know it takes a Mother years and years of careful manipulation to educate and raise her boy properly for this world? But it will only take a girlfriend 30 seconds to make him stupid?

God created the Heavens and the Earth. Everything else is made in China!

 

What is an Astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The Space Bar!

Women are like a new computer virus. They ENTER your life. SEARCH through your pockets. SHIFT your balance. CONTROL your life. And when you become an old version, DELETE you from their system.

I have been told, that if I keep drinking beer the way I do, I will become fat!

Beer doesn't make you fat! It makes you LEAN! Up against tables, chairs, walls, and ugly people!

Two Irish Men were walking past a bar. I know, I can't believe either!

I asked my wife the other day, "What is your favorite book in the World?"

She said, "Your checkbook."

What is green, rectangle, and has a head on it that drives women wild? A Fifty Dollar Bill!

I have been called a grouch by a lot of people. Its not that I am anti-social. Some days I'm just not user friendly!

 

This is,

Me,

Laughing All The Way To The Bank,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.” - Audrey Hepburn -

 

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A Healthy New Year To All

"I hope everyone had a save and happy holiday season."

I tried to keep the family traditions going this

New Years Eve

by introducing my youngest to cigars.

 He said afterwards that,

"I'll never do that again!"

I also brought out the

Herring

in wine sauce.

Which nobody ate but me.

Yes,

of course,

I uncorked a bottle of

Champaign

at midnight.

It was the cheep kind,

because I know by experience,

that my kids won't finish one glass of it because of its taste.

Now I have a half empty bottle of champagne,

an unopened bottle of

Merlot,

and three bottles of

Sapporo Premium Beer

sitting in my refrigerator.

At least none of my kids have followed in their

Father's

footprint as far as drinking goes.

😀

This is,

Wishing Everyone A Very Happy,

Healthy New Year

Jim Hauenstein

And,

“Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man or woman.”
- Benjamin Franklin -

 

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